Here we go, clasic forum game. Let's see how long it takes us to do this.
Few rules, no double posting and no skipping numbers.
How you get across the number is up to you as log as the number in your post is the next one so to start of plainly and boring...
2 captains dancing
Schoolhouse Rock - Three is a Magic Number (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA69pmhrBiE#)
[s:ctczlyyv]10,000![/s:ctczlyyv] Finished so soon!
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW1iq4IO2k&feature=related#)
Oh wow, that was terrible :P
I work at Warehouse 13.
14 Ways to Skin a cat
are you 15 ?
17 tanks coming towards you
18 Assault Troopers Inbound!
This is actually post 20! :P
i confuzzled 19/21 galaxy wings coming up ure way D:
33 (In the Inflationary Language (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOytmJ6uVas#) :P)
I'm confused.. I swear we're on 23 now ¬_¬
24 Borg Vessels Incoming at an Intercept course !
'Red Alert , Shields up ! Prepare all weapons!'
25 borg vessel on an intercept course!
Well, now we're really screwed...
26 seconds till we can go to warp, Captain! I don't know if we'll make it!
27.... thousand Peoples Just got Assimilated... Way to Go!
28 days later?
29 days later... greg dies from a broken heart
30 demerits for Trevor.
31 times infinite demerits for greg
32 times infinite credit card bills for Trevor. You owe the TLO credit card company several trillion dollars. :o
33 times infinite plus one times 200000 divided by zero. you owe TLO 900 gazillion dollars.
34... by dividing by zero, you invalidate your claims.
This must be the 36th time i've seen this game on a forum.
But somehow this is the 37th time I've seen you post that?
31 days in certain months.
39 Klingon vessels !
May the force be wi.... Ow Wrong galaxy.....
41 is one short of the ultimate answer!
The answer to life, the universe and everything.
43 is the answer to life, the universe and everything, plus 1.
Banned because you've had 44 posts on this topic so far!
Wait this isn't the banning game!? Interesting! :P
45 You know ....45 ...You don't know? What Pathetic !
46 minutes is the average duration of a decent science fiction show episode before syfy decided to cut all intro's back to 5 second-ones.
Fringe still has a decent intro, so does Dr Who.
47 Thumbs Up For my New name!
49 People didn't say something about my new name...
Please say something about it!
and theres another member who uses that same name
51 questions about ....what are you talking about?
Chris Wilkinson: Chris Wilkinson, John Sheppard, John Barclay, Gino Byrd
-_- It is not His Forum name but his name on the game :P
54 Stargates are located in the Star Trek Galaxy
55 trek fans destroy Star gate, shoop da woop!
56 wizard lightening duels
57 custodians required to clean the mess from those lightening duels.
I'll bet you 58 dollars someone is going to naff up the count, keep an eye on the Reply # :P
I bet you 58 dollars it'll be me... oops
59 ways to beat a dead horse
You fell for the trap... for the 61st time no less! :P
Admiral Ackbar said 62 times
It's A Trap!
63, come dance with me!
Chubby Checker - The Twist (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqVFJNcQ4X0#)
64 dance with Plexus!
65 is the local speed limit on PA's highways... not that many people (including me) follow them...
66 is 99 upsidedown.
67 ways to cook a duck
are 68 people talking about Jenson ?
69 no comments here v_v
70 perverts laughed at that
71 Trek fans don't like Star Wars
72 Star Wars fans don't like Star Trek
I see you 73 and raise it 74!
How old's the oldest swinger in town?
(Anyone guess where I based that on? It's an advert.)
I had to think 76 seconds to come up with a sentence go to with this number.
77 People Don't Like the Dauntless series
78 people do, however.
and 79 people still want to join!
80 people wants to join Battle Of War
81 want to get STO
and 82 think STO should be BANNED!
83 people think Klingons should be BANNED!
84 is a number....
And 85% is a solid B in most School grading systems
86% is a bit better
87 is between a B and B+!
All 88 members of TLO seem to go over the GATE! Sometimes.
................. Yeah. Yeah!
89 people know how to tie a bow tie
91 people know that was a test post
91 people know that your post just then was a test post!
92 people, however, don't.
93% of Star Trek Fans Enjoy FruityOatyBars!!!!!
94% Ask why that is. ???
Shields are at 95%!!!
We've blown up the enemy. Shields repairing at 96%.
97% of forum users will not see this post.
98% of all people know that statistics are made up on the spot to support the point, even if they have no basis in truth.
No more stats or percentages! 99 Counselors come to repair me after long hours and years of tending to brex and being his wifey -_-
100% of all the people in the universe will be happy to hear this is the last percentagepost.
101 Dalmatians have invaded this thread.
Quote from: "Brex"100% of all the people in the universe will be happy to hear this is the last percentagepost.
102% of people beg to disagree :D :P
103 is a happy number. :P
it took 104 posts for me to realize this thread was even here
Bringing the anti-mass spectrometer to 105% is a VERY BAD IDEA! :o
106 getting closer to the end...
107. Not that much though.
108 is the result of 4 + 8 + 15 + 16 +23 +42. And also, the entire of LOST can be solved just by knowing that.
109 people watch LOST... and liked it.
110 people watched LOST, and didn't get what it was about.
111 ran out of petrol, and got lost in the middle of nowhere...
112 have NEVER watched lost. Hey that reminds me........ I'll do it later......... I'm sure you'll know what it is atleast when it happens.
It reaches out 113 times a second.
114 people just realised we can still use statistics! This thread has been saved! BY SCIENCE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJghR7Cu ... detailpage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJghR7CuxG0&feature=player_detailpage)
(We really need a YouTube mod here :P)
115 spleens have been paid to Jenson thus far... or have they?
116 dislikes on a Youtube Video.
117 likes on this post... oh wait...
Dun dun dun dundun dun dundun. Nice song Brex! 118.
119 posts in this thread now...
at our current rate of 117 posts/week, we will reach our goal in...
hmmm... 85.47 weeks, which is... 1.58(ish) years!
Which would make this thread active just into 2013 WOOT! XP
120. Don't post long ones!
121 very long posts for you :P
122 Keep on going.
Quote from: "Andzzy"119 posts in this thread now...
at our current rate of 117 posts/week, we will reach our goal in...
hmmm... 85.47 weeks, which is... 1.58(ish) years!
Which would make this thread active just into 2013 WOOT! XP
Those are some nice stats, and under the current record (I think :P) Let's see if we can get it faster! :)
121 reversed is still 121.
125 posts now
@Brex and FWAH!!! 119 and 121? I think some #'s got messed up there :P
126 posts in I realise we're on the next page now
127 is equal to 126 + 1
128 is equal to 129 - 1
129 is not the number you're looking for...
But 130 is?
131 is higher than 130 but lower than 132
Vessel Approaching bearing 1 .3 .2
Stop posting multiple numbers people! It's getting confusing!
136 smiley faces.
One hundred and thirty six!
138 and 139
ciento cuarenta y dos
142 posts in, 4 pregnancies, 7 marriages and ~33,000 Borg drones killed. Well done everyone.
143 OH NOOOOOOOOOO!
BREX! 241! How do you like that!? Huh!? ,':[
148. *throws newspapers at everyone*
147 and 149!
*Buys Brex a drink.*
And thank you for the drink :)
I've blown up the Banting in PvP 153 times.
154. The amount of pages I have left to read in The Scarlet Letter.
155 lies from Grifiths! :P
Brex just told his 156th lie publicly. :O
157 posts in, Brex offers a PvP match to Griffiths.
Griffiths is ashamed x158 for losing to Brex.
159 ways to lose the PvP battle.
161 is the same backwards and fowards
162 Ships were destroyed In the Battle Of Wolf 359
167 is the number that naturally follows 166
You can't do more than one numbers can you? If you could I might go.
i think you mean 170
Either way, we've somehow skipped a number, so now it's 172
A cde for 177
191 spelt backwards is 191
I bet you 192 ec Brex that I get to be the one to say 200!
195 posts in, Brex has an amazing idea!
196. Oh yah?
197 posts in, Brex lets off a sly smile
198. Brex you cheater! You can't delete people's posts!
I once came up with 199 ways to make a girl scream, ofcourse it really only worked back in Elementary school
201... somehow Pupbenny lost. :P
202 phrases down... 19798 to go,
I win the bet!
No one said 200 so I was the first! Right?
EDIT: Brex do you read your messages? Just wondering because I sent you two messages.
206 confirmations of pupbenny's logic :D
207 thank yous to Andzzy. :)
208 you're welcome pupbenny :)
210 let's keep this topic moving! :D
211. So does Brex owe me the ec or not?
212 Nope, you missed out on the 200th post!
214 pupbenny actually said 200 where nobody else did, thus, technically, by the rules, we wins the bet. :P
215. *raises an eyebrow and a smile and looks at Brex.*
216 the end seems so far away...
217. So I win th bet? Not alot of money I know. 192 ec. But do I win?
218 I'll leave you and Brex to each other now :P
219 Well ok... 192 ec.
219. Uhuh. Not the best thing to do........ xD. jk.
221 Woot it's all settled!
221? Should've you have put 220?
222. Ha. 222. :)
224. So do I win the bet!?
225 I think that was established above pupbenny XD I believe you won :P
226. It was established? Did Brex confirm it?
227 I believe so... somewhere around 215 or something XD
Ah yes. :) 228. xD
229 Does anyone else wonder where all of these posts are actually stored?
don't know how I managed to put 181 before..
230, what the hell!
231. Try not to double post. (It's against the rules. ;) ) I would've suggested editing your previous post then creating a new one.
232 means we're 2.32% of the way there :D
O_O REALLIE! 233.
This is actually post 235 :P
236 how did I miss that? O_O
237. Hehe. It's about time YOU owed ME money Brex. 8)
238 Ok then, 187 ec :D
239. Hehe. Of course don't think I don't pla to get that 32,000 ec back! ;)
240 People are Watching NCIS Right Now
'Grab Your Gear!'
241 people just discovered the coolest emoticon ever: O0
242 people don't know how to use the chair dance emote
Myself and 243 others are all wondering, how did you do that?!
244 people should know better than to ask such questions.
245 people like me don't need to ask. :chair:
246 laugh at you. Ha. Ha.
247 Oh yah!? o-:
251. One-upping Brex >:D
255. On that otherone I accidentially put 152. I meant 252.
100000000 (Binary) or 0100 (Hex) or 256
258 and 259. I think you missed a page there Brex. :P
260 and 261.
BINARY NUMBERS YAY!
100000110 = 262
100001000 = 264
MORE BINARY :P
265. TARDIS = TREK AND RUN DISTANCES IN SPACE.
100001010 = 266
I think. I haven't double-checked with a converter yet XP
268 posts closer to the end... which we should reach sometime this century XD
271 Almost at the three hundred mark!!
272. Nice new bar thingame on TLO! :D
277 posts. We're getting there! XD
278 means plenty of cake!
280 nom nom nom PIE! Erm I mean SPLEEN! Er no that's not it...
282 is a palindromic number!
283 is a magic number.
I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise.
Cptain Kirk, this is Spock. Please step on the transporter.
Dilithium Crystals shoot like klingon missles.
I'm a Doctor!
Not an actor.
Not a milkman!
What does that mean!?
And I'm sorry. He's dead Jim.
Lutenant Uhura open hailing frequencies.
Yes Captain Kirk. Opening hailing frequencies, sir.
Let's boldly go where no one's gone before.
Beam me up, Mr Scott.
Sulu, go to warp.
Warp 3 sir.
No! That will be way too slow!
Warp 4 sir?
That still is way too slow!
Warp 5 sir.
That still is too damn slow!
It's too damn slow!
It's too damn slow!
IT'S TOO DAMN SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Mr Checkov, Mr Chevkov.
I am firing Torpedo!
That will not work and would be illogical to meeeeee.
286 getting REALLY close to 300 here!!
I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise.
Cptain Kirk, this is Spock. Please step on the transporter.
Dilithium Crystals shoot like klingon missles.
I'm a Doctor!
Not an actor.
Not a milkman!
What does that mean!?
And I'm sorry. He's dead Jim.
Lutenant Uhura open hailing frequencies.
Yes Captain Kirk. Opening hailing frequencies, sir.
Let's boldly go where no one's gone before.
Beam me up, Mr Scott.
Sulu, go to warp.
Warp 3 sir.
No! That will be way too slow!
Warp 4 sir?
That still is way too slow!
Warp 5 sir.
That still is too damn slow!
It's too damn slow!
It's too damn slow!
IT'S TOO DAMN SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Mr Checkov, Mr Chevkov.
I am firing Torpedo!
That will not work and would be illogical to meeeeee.
288. Pupbenny what on Earth is that rabble you've posted underneath the number?
290 is an untouchable number!
296 WHO'S GONNA GET THE 300th POST???
2-9-8 who do we appreciate? PLEXUS! PLEXUS!
299 And who gets it? WHO GETS IT??!? -apprehension-
300. :D I WIN.
But I got 200! HA! :D
And I won a bet against Brex. Say.... Brex still asn't given me that money he owes me! >:( Wait.... Oh he did....
BC-304 (Daedalus class, SG-1/Atlantis)
307. ALL IN!
311. Brex I bet you 32,000 ec that I reach 311 first! Oh look I win! Brex you owe me 32,000 ec!
See that's pretty much what you did to me! To meeeeeee! TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
rolf. lol. jk. xD
I gave you a chance! Plus I gave you 50,000ec and a ton of items afterwards!
313 bets between Brex and Pupbenny.
316 means we're 3.16% of the way there. Don't you feel better now that you know that little tidbit? :P
317. xD jk Brex! ;)
P.S. It was over 50,000 actually. ;)
Wow, 320 posts already? So that will make 5this, what?
324, brex naffed up
325. You try manage 5 kids and a Telex
326. First person to 1000 wins... the honour of saying they got the 1000th post :P
327. Well played, sir.
328 thank you :)
330 Woot for no reason!
Three Three Six
337 is 1000 short of 1337.
338 is... quite a boring number
haha 340 :D
351. We're getting closer and closer to 400...
Angry x353 because everyone's writing the number so plainly! xD
I wish I had a Ferrari 355...
356 varieties of pie! Could be more, could be less XD
360... we're getting closer... inching along :P
362! The numbers continue to climb. Steadily :D
364... the count is SLOW. SPEED UP! POST MORE! :P
Engage at warp 365.. Oh wait..
366 days in the year. Perhaps minus 1 :P.
367 in a keap year if you + 3, right? xD
369 dancing numbers across the screen O_O
373 numbers down... the end is in sight... well, not really... :P
Let's see who can do the biggest numbers! :D
375 let's not and say we did :D
379... we approach the 400 mark... who'll get it?
381 hmmm almost midnight... going to bed? Naaaah :P
Three hundred and eighty-four.
In 389, all pagan buildings in Alexandria were destroyed by fire.
390 things to put here... well not really :P
391: Theodosius I establishes Christianity as the official state religion of the Roman Empire.
393 people have been killed by the deadly, poisoned Plexinade.
394. It's my birthday today!
y = 3
x = y * 100 + y[sup:1pvp075m]2[/sup:1pvp075m] * 10 + y*2
x = y * 132
x = ...
397... Stilicho drives the Visigoths out of Greece and Macedonia.
398 people beating me to the punch XD
399... Flavian is recognized as the legitimate bishop of Antioch by the Church of Rome.
400! WOOT GOT IT :D
405: Stilicho orders the Sibylline books to be burned.
407: Gaul is invaded by Germanic Vandals... (not to be confused with vandals).
408 interesting history facts...
I'll give you 409¥ if you can tell me what major event happened in 410 (don't look it up :P)!
Ummm.... Errrr..... Emperor Nero allows Rome to burn down?
EDIT: I just looked it up. Should've known that as it was my last Roman study in History 2 years ago XD
411... you were close! So close! Nope, it wasn't Nero... that "destroyed" Rome... it was the Visigoths, who sacked Rome! :P
412 darn it all XD so close, and yet so far... I remember the bits about the Roman Army turning on the rich people because sacking them paid better... thus letting the Visigoths in... thus making Rome the laughing stock of the world :P
414 spleens for Jenson.
416 Too early in the morning to be posting.
417. For you maybe.
418 for me yes...
421 numbers posted in this thread.
422. SILENCE WILL FALL!
423 we're 4.23% of the way there!!
424 people have unfortunately discovered the hidden entrance to Aperture Science (the shed from the ending of Portal 2).
426 sheds that lead into Aperture Science.
427. Why do we still do this?
428... we do what we must because we can!
429 we must continue until the goal has been accomplished!!
430 people died in Old Aperture science because they got covered in the repulsion gel!
431! Woo! :D :D
433 scientists were murdered because they failed GLaDOS...
435! WOO! :D
436... add 100 and that's the time I woke up this morning...
439 closer to the ultimate goal!
Just under six hours to go...
... I'll explain later.
442 ppl wonder what Gregory House means...
443 I think I know how to do that sprite that Gregory House done! :D
We all Love Greg ... 444 People Wants To see Greg Staring to Cuddy's Butt :P
446 people have been thrown out the airlock for mentioning her name. :P
Quote from: "Gregory House"440...
Just under six hours to go...
... I'll explain later.
447 people STILL
want to know what Mr. House means by this :D
449 down, far too many left XP
450 people will never know... NEVER.
Banned because I know now know how to do something that only Brex could do! Too bad I learnt it too late. :(
452... WRONG THREAD, PUPBENNY!
453. :O YOUR RIGHT GREG HOUSE! D:
456! 456! 451! AAAAGGGGHHHH! LALALAAAAAAAAA!
456... perhaps everyone should simply look away from the post above this one and continue on nicely :P
lol!? 457 and 458.
458............ <Insert Something. Anything.>
465. Wow. we are really far from our target.
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND! After all.
466. DAMMIT JIM I'M A DOCTOR NOT A COUNTER
Cuatrocientos sesenta y ocho
Keh-teh steh-leh wuhkuh
472. Strange languages emerge from a thread of number counting? O_o
It's real vulcan.
FFFFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRR SSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
475... at this rate... we should reach 10,000 about when the the Sun goes supernova in oh, say... 200 million years :P
The sun will not go supernova in 200 million years. That's way too soon :P
Quote from: "Gregory House"479
Let's do it this way from now on.
483... look at me still talking when there's Science to do!
484 it's lunch break i'm in the library///
485, doing research? :P
486 creepers think this is a very nice topic we have here
487 creepers were destroyed when they tried to go through a stargate that was connected to a gate with an iris on it :P
488 creepers were destroyed when they went to find out what happened to the other creepers...
489 creepers blew up when they hit the iris
490 bottles of plexinade on the wall.
491 bottles of plexinade lying smashed on the floor (having fallen off due to chronic overcrowding)
492 starfleet officers suing starfleet because they slipped on the plexinade and cut themselves on the broken glass
493 officers failed to realize that lawyers have no use in the 24th/25th century!
494 lawyers are crying because of that!
495 lawyers are gone.
496 lawyers have been transported back to 1953.
497 lawyers have been transported back to 953.
498 less lawyers to worry about.
...but 499 time-lines irreparably altered.
500 timelines altered for the better
YEAH WE'RE 5% THERE BABY!!!
501. OMG! I JUST MISSED OUT ON THE 500TH ONE BY 2 MINUTES! CURSE YOU JMUSICAL!
503 people didn't follow the rule on the server so we crashed a Galaxy Class INTO THEY'RE FACE.
505. GREG YOU DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'! D:
506 Pakled accidentally killed.
507 Pakled are short. That's all of their species. 'Cause the spoonheads made 'em go extinct when they befriended them and then the enemies of the spoonheads killed most of the Pakled.
508 WE'RE 5.08% THERE WOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
509 people have been thrown out the airlock for being Cylons!
511 Klingons treated for radiation poisoning.
512 Klingons angry because that was a good day to die
514 people angry because you didn't put something after that
515 people can throw themselves out an airlock :P
516 people did.
517 FCA liquidators were thrown out of DS9's airlock when they tried to foreclose Quark's bar.
518 bottles of romulan ale on the shelf of quark's bar
519 bars of latinum were stolen from the FCA.
520 people from the FCA blame quark
521 of Quark's customers don't look up from their drinks and/or the Dabo tables when Odo comes to enquire.
522 People died from overcrowding at the bar
523 station personnel tasked to shift corpses out the bar
524 people died from overcrowding because they all went in at once
525 airlocks opened in an attempt to flush the ever-increasing pile of bodies out into space
526 people died of asphyxiation adding even more bodies to the pile
527 Federation Councillors vote to abandon the station in lieu of all the deaths, leaving them to the Bajorans to deal with.
528 Federation councillors are blocked from leaving the station by the ever-growing pile of bodies
529 ship captains on their ships orbiting the station think this is getting kinda ridiculous
530 vessels appear and destroy this wonderful station of dead bodies and Federation councilors.
531 families grieve for their dead, now lost to them in the vacuum of space
532 redshirts somehow managed to get themselves killed. AGAIN
Doctor McCoy comes up with 533 ways of saying "He's Dead, Jim" to tell his captain that the redshirts, well, that they're dead.
534 people were too slow to make this post :P
535 people need to be recruited each month to man the ship. (Or else... there would be 10-20 people on the ship, and then who would be the disposable person on the away team?)
536... *looks around room for inspiration* ...ways to skin a tribble
537 people noticed something odd about Matthias' statement. :P
538 people think he's a klingon in disguise
539 people are Romulan spies.
540 People Joined the Galactic Empire
541 people died trying to fight the gundam in my new sig
542 numbers have been posted in this thread... maybe more.
543 panicked when they saw snow this morning.
544 people only wish there was snow on the ground this morning
545 people are wondering why Jmusial has not requested a TLO signatare yet...
546 people don't know since they are not psychic
547 People Are Joining The Rebel Alliance because they aren't agreeing with the new Imperial Law
And i must kill them
549 people eagerly anticipate this evening's event of Star Trek: Frontlines...
550 people have eaten steak before.
551 enjoyed eating steak. mmm....
552 people preferred the side salad
553 - Relay Denied!
Quote from: "Gregory House"545 people are wondering why Jmusial has not requested a TLO signatare yet...
554 people know it's because he's trying to find a good quote+picture!
555 people did not recommend scifi-meshes.net ... ;)
556 is obsessed with star trek so much that he forgets to capitalize Star Trek
557 people notice you didn't capitilize it the 1st time
558 people are not very concerned about proper formatting.
559 people want a new storyline to start with this
560 people don't know what "this" is...
Quote from: "Gregory House"560 people don't know what "this" is...
561 people should know that "this" is this thread.
Also... It's my 180[sup:1ajhmfam]th[/sup:1ajhmfam] post! WOO-HOO!!!
I'm going overboard again!!!
563 people wonder how the count became so off in this topic...
564 people didn't even notice the count getting off...
556 People Who Doesn't ordered the new NCIS Game yet
566 people wonder what Andzzy means by the count being off.
(Seriously, the number we're up to = the number of posts in the thread, as it should be)
Quote from: "Kyle Tennant"556 People Who Doesn't ordered the new NCIS Game yet
568 haven't discovered the game yet, but sounds good
570, spare a penny?
571. Nope, how about a 50¢ coin? :P
572 people noticing the count is approaching the next hundred mark... soon we will be a tenth of the way to our final goal!!
574 more posts closer to the end mark...
YEAH WE'RE 5.76%
Quote from: "Central Plexus"570, spare a penny?
571 people give him latinum instead of "humon" currency
580 Humans incinerate the Ferengi for suggesting that latinum is worth more than pennies :P
Members from 581 other species join in, happy to have a chance to get their own back on the Ferengi for their dubious business practices.
582 members of other are assimilated by the borg because they were all in one place :P
584, gimme some more.
Borg drone 5 of 8, adjunct of unimatrix 7
588 people took awhile to realise what number jmusial was
Quote from: "Bollen"588 people took awhile to realise what number jmusial was
589 people took a matter of seconds, like myself
591!!! 9 letters away woohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoo
594 people who posted here were assimilated.
596 people who posted here escaped assimilation, but met with some other gruesome fate.
602 people thought they saw jenson ........ but it was just chuck testa
603 people disappeared because of Jenson.
604 people are missing their spleens because of Jenson
(sorry, had to say that)
605 people had to undergo emergency spleen surgery because of Jenson.
Sex, oh sex! Sorry, I mean six, oh six (6 0 6)! :D
609 bosons are sharing the same energy state.
611 people recovered from jenson related spleen injuries
There are 612 People who aren't Agents Yet
Trust me , They will be
613 people didn't put their sunglasses on in time... YEEEEAAAAH!
Quote from: "Gregory House"613 people didn't put their sunglasses on in time... YEEEEAAAAH!
614 didn't like this because there was no witty one-liner
I guess 615 people's one-liners... got interrup-... YEEEEAAAAH!
Quote from: "Gregory House"I guess 615 people's one-liners... got interrup-... YEEEEAAAAH!
616 people say more like lagged-out LOLOLOLO
617 people fell down the stairs because of Brex.
some people think there should be 619 more metal gear solid games
620 Open Stargates.
621 Stargate Teams required to close above Stargates.
622 Vorta have served under the Founders during the Dominion War. *lol*
623 Federation officers trying to find the remaining Vorta... but keep mysteriously turning up kittens instead...
624 Federation officers have been transformed into kittens.
625 Federation officers were actually transformed into Caitians.
626 caitians got transformed into trib--- aww, so cute!
627 poor souls never read the Top Gear magazine. :D
628 people realize that we are 6.28% of the way towards our goal (YAY!)
Quote from: "Andzzy"621 Stargate Teams required to close above Stargates.
Acutally, you would only need 310.
630 people line up to sign up for SRPs.
Good to see that no post in this thread has been wasted. This is the 631st post :D
The 632nd post in this thread has nothing to do with coconuts...
633 coconuts are about to fall on this guy's head
634 Voyager writers thrown out an airlock
635 Redshirts went with them
636 Borg ships attack Earth... and still fail to assimilate it.
637 duty officers have seen my ship, but only 100 fit in. *lol*
638 people are confused by the posts in this topic.
639 hands applauding to Ryan McFalson for giving the counting thread a kick-start. :)
640 people don't know why they're posting in this thread but can't seem to stop.
641 people hate Star Trek: Enterprise
642 people find that very offensive.
643 people have all but forgotten Star Trek: Enterprise.
644 people think that those 643 people should be hanged.
645 other random people have no idea what Star Trek: Enterprise is.
646 people don't know what comes after 644.
647 people (Well, for my class, ten) are relieved that their class has been cancelled.
648 people are surfing the internet instead of doing college homework ::)
649 people assumed I didn't already do my work.
650 people were talking about themselves rather than a certain someone else ::)
651 people wonder what to put here.
652 corpses would have been wondering the same thing, but couldn't
653 drones attempt to assimilate the Alpha Quadrant... then remember they forgot the Queen at home.
Quote from: "Andzzy"653 drones attempt to assimilate the Alpha Quadrant... then remember they forgot the Queen at home.
654 drones got killed by 5 people in a STF
655 posts later, we are 6.55% of the way towards our ultimate goal!
656 people thing Andzzy is a math nerd.
657 people don't understand 5th grade mathematics.
658 dont know what 5th grade is
659... or 3.5% of all posts on the TLO forum. :P
660 borg drones worried that if Andzzy's distinctiveness was added to their own, they would fall into chaos
661 Andzzys split up... you can never catch them all!
662 clones of the caretaker go and catch them all
663 Voyager and Enterprise writers thrown out the airlock
664 Molecules of DNA do what they do best, NOTHING!
665 people eagerly wait to see what the next person does with the next number :P
I don't think anybody really wants to be number 666 on-- What was that?
Flames are erupting from the floor! Is that...? YES! It's a horrific, mutilated amalgamation of flesh and bone shifting toward me in an unnatural, jerky manner!
MY EYES! IT TORE OUT MY EEEEEYES!
wel tht hass mayd typig cnsdreably hrder. yur moove.
667 supernatural phenomena appear to heal Jecov, satisfied that he recognized the significance of the previous number. :P
668 StarFleet Scientists come and analyse the phenomena
669 Orion pirates slaughter the scientists
670 Starfleet vessels exit warp to enter combat with the Orion.
671 Orion vessels run like hell
672 Borg cubes warp behind the celebrating Starfleet.
673 Q recognize the imbalance in this Universe, blame it on humanity, and then swiftly restore the universe to the last known good configuration as if it was a broken PC.
674 Windows errors prevented correct restoration of the system
675 blue screens of death marched in two by two (hurrah, hurrah.)
676 blue screens of death march in two by two because 675 can't, odd number.
677 people noticed that right after they posted, but decided to see if anyone would notice 677 obvious mistakes.
678 people noticed it. Hey! 678 woop-de-doo
679 NEW SHIPS FOR THA FLEET.
were blown up by 680 rouge romulans
Quote from: "CmdrSFC3"679 NEW SHIPS FOR THA FLEET.
681 people did not get my Armada reference.
682 didnt know if they got it or not
683 people wondered when we would get to a thousand posts...
684 people know it will be in... uh... *does math on [s:3feuti1e]calculator[/s:3feuti1e] head*... 316? Posts
685 people doubt the math and try to do it themselves, and fail
686 computers put together try to find the answer to life, and all flash 42.
687 technicians thought they made a mistake, and wiped all the computers
688 Kelvin's destroyed by the Narada.
Quote from: "CmdrSFC3"688 Kelvin's destroyed by the Narada.
[/size]689 People have no idea what this means
690 people should watch Star Trek XI.
691 people think that movie is a disgrace to all that is Star Trek.
Banned for saying that it's a disgrace to Star Trek.
Whoops, wrong thread. That's the 692[sup:24px9t5x]nd[/sup:24px9t5x] time I've done that.
Quote from: "criminula"
Quote from: "CmdrSFC3"688 Kelvin's destroyed by the Narada.[/size]
689 People have no idea what this means
693 people should advise you not to use size 200.
694 people know that should have been #693
695 people went back in time to correct my mistake.
696 people arrested for breaking the temporal prime directive
697 Federation Officers use their timeships to restore the timeline before anything unfortunate can happen.
698 wishes all of you a Merry Christmas! :D
699 Borg Drones stop assimilating for this one day and begin singing Christmas carols.
We have hit the 700 milestone.
701 people think that singing borg drones is the creepiest thing that they have ever seen.
Quote from: "Jmusial"701 people think that singing borg drones is the creepiest thing that they have ever seen.
702 Borg drones stop dancing because Christmas is over and assimilate JMusial and others.
703 Ferengi merchants run, trip over, and try and fail to bribe the drones out of assimilating them. The borg queen terminated this new stock of drones a few weeks later, as they added nothing to the collective that would help achieve perfection.
The Borg just lost out on their chance to get 705 bars of latinum from the ferengi
706 Borg research complexes synthesize the latinum and sell it to the Ferengi in return for their souls.
707 Ferengi accept the offer but actually trick the borg. FERENGI DON'T HAVE SOULS!!!
708 Ferengi are killed by Borg drones.
709 "Hum-ons" are watching this with great amusement while eating popcorn and staring at their viewscreens.
710 "hoomons" have nanoprobes in their popcorn and are assimilated
711 Redshirts were assimilated by the popcorn.
712 people were assimilated by the cake that the borg gave to them for their birthday. Do you know what that means? It means that...
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
Quote from: "Jmusial"712 people were assimilated by the cake that the borg gave to them for their birthday. Do you know what that means? It means that... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
The cake is a metaphysical allegory for...
In 713 days, it will be the 12th day of the 12th month of the year that comes after '12.
714 people died at the hands of the Alliance (Firefly).
715 people wish that Firefly had not been cancelled (including me).
716 people wish that Enterprise had not been cancelled (including me.)
717 people wish that it did because that show was terrible.
The large earthquake happened in Haiti 718 days ago.
Quote from: "Bisqwit"The large earthquake happened in Haiti 718 days ago.
Or 719, depending on your time zone.
720 people are angry at you for posting 2 times in a row
721 people are just envious that I found use for both numbers.
721 is also, incidentally, the number of years since Al-Ashraf Khalil of Egypt captured Acre, thus exterminating the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem (the final Christian landholding remaining from the Crusades), and ending the Ninth Crusade and effectively all Crusades, by eliminating the possibility of further attacks on the Holy Land, according to Wikipedia.
And, the radio transmitters of the Voyager 1 and 2 probes have sufficient power to operate still for about 721 weeks, give or take a few dozen.
About 721 hours from now, I will hopefully be having the last lunch of this month.
722 people now have a sore head from reading that.
723 borg had a critical exception error and shut down from reading that
724 borg were reformatted with Windows® 7.
725 borg died shortly thereafter
726 Bluescreens of Death were to blame
727 copies of Windows 95 (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GZ1vyJkcTM) were to blame.
728 Copies of windows 8 were to blame
(This was shown before, but I'm going to show it again because I want to)
729 Federation engineers admit to uploading Windows 7 to the Collective purposely to cause them pain and agony at the hands of ancient human program designs. And to cause them to become RAM and processor hogs, thus slowing them substantially.
730 people think the borg are ALREADY way too slow.
731 Drones should have known to use Linux instead. Now they're stuck in the never-ending hole of Windows...
732 Homeless borg rewrite Linux seven times, and then commit suicide out of boredom
733 timeships erase this timeline, seeing the Borg are beginning to understand Linux, thereby ruining Starfleet's plan to overrun them with Windows 7.
734 Monroe's are very happy with their Windows 7, because they don't have a processor and RAM that suck and can handle it.
735 people are getting bored of the windows talk
736 people much prefer doors.
736 people agree with the above statement.
737. Wow, we've really gotten this far since I last looked at this. Quite incredible really. We're almost there. Almost at 10,000.
738 people now hate pupbenny for no good reason
740 people should not be hating for absolutely no reason. That's just rude. :P
741 people cant count to 739
742 redshirts have been operated on by Dr. Gregory House... without anesthetic. :P
743 people start an organization dedicated to protecting future victims of Dr. Gregory House.
744 other people decide they want to join, but are operated on before they had the chance.
745 agents are recruited to rescue the current victims of House.
746 Future temporal agents go back in time to stop Dr. "House."
747 people won awards at Community Day 2012, and couldnt care less about Dr. House.
748 people post here in order to continue the thread.
749 people were waiting for them
750 people fall asleep in front of their computer, knock over their water glass in the process, which hits the AC socket and are killed as a result. The media reports it as a freakish accident.
751 people realize that the Borg must've done this, in response to not being able to assimilate Earth, they took advantage of humanity's greatest and least-known luxury: sleep.
752 people think 51 pages is not very much. On a completely unrelated note, 752 people recently published a book with 51 pages, and entitled it: 'The longest book ever'.
753 people post in this thread because they can :P
754 people cant, but posted anyway
755 people ponder the impossibility of the above post.
756 time travelling Bolians know how truly impossible impossibility is.
757 Borg Queens figure out time travel and assimilate the time traveling Bolians.
758 borg drones tried to go with them, but couldn't comprehend each others thoughts
759 Data's kill those 75777 borg queens with coolant from the warp core.
760 evil twins back-stab those Data's
761 Federation Timeship Captains realize that the timeline is getting all out of sorts again... and so they reset it.
762 clones of Captain Braxton go and mess it up again
Aw, here we go!
764 Captain Janeways feel like they should be capturing the many Captain Braxtons.... but instead go to the Mess Hall and get Neelix to make them coffees.
765 nebulae have coffee in them
766 nebulae have tea in them!
767 Janeways steered away from the tea-filled nebulae because they want coffee. (Neelix grabs some tea from the nebulae though...)
768 Borg Drones were hiding in the tea-filled nebulae, and assimilated neelix
769 Borg Drones learned to cook from Neelix of Borg.
770 Borg Queens find Neelix of Borg to be too hyper and beam him back to Voyager.
100 - 771 = 229 posts to go.
772 people can count, whereas SFC cannot count or read the title of the thread, count to 10,000
773 timetravellers attempt to stop SFC but do not succeed and are horribly torn apart by angry dogs for their failure.
774 wild dogs like the taste of time travellers
775 Animal Control people shoot the wild dogs with tranquilizer darts.
776 ghost dogs haunt the animal control people for evermore
777 People know that darts don't kill.
778 people are perfectly aware that a dart can quite easily kill if it hits places such as windpipe/puncturing eyes/ damage arteries.
779 people dedicate their lives to getting others to live lives free of the abomination that is darts.
780 people couldnt care less
781 people brainwash everyone into caring.
782 Time travelers prevent that from happening.
783 clones of yoda murder the time travelers in their beds
784 Janeways are drinking coffee but spill it.
785 Yodas complain about those janeways' lack of focus
786 Darkstars could care less.
787 Vice Admirals cant tell anyone about the Darkstars
788 Dr. Whos enter the universe to completely reset it, seeing all of the merging that has occurred.
789 CHICKENS ON A RAFT. (//http://www.chickenonaraft.com)
790 people are going insane after clicking that link
791 people have become chickens on a raft.
792 was a leap year.
793 people are almost completely unaware that it is currently a leap year.
794 people don't like leap years (I don't mind them :P).
795 people begin planning for the next leap year.
796 people don't care about leap years.
797 people dont care about the above post
798 people change the topic to bunnies.
799 people fire phaser stun wide-beam to knock out everyone.
800 people claim the 800th post, causing mass hysteria and confusion.
801 people read the rules of the internet:
796 people are ignorant of what it means to be ignorant.
803 people regain control of the count for this thread.
804 People have been infected with Imperial bioweapons Project I71A / Blackwing virus
805 people ran out of coffee this morning.
Banned because 806 people forget what thread they were in.
807 people see what you did there...
808 people wonder why Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.. (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ)
809 people climb mountains, hearing that it's cool.
810 people request council intervention in this thread.
811 people realize that there will soon be a Senate, and get all excited for Senate intervention.
812 people realize that this is the future.
813 people adore the future.
814 people are from the future, and hate it
815 people wish they could be from the future.
816 people don't because the reapers will kill them eventually in the future
817 people contemplate this but still wish that they could be from the future.
818 people have alien hand syndrome!
819 people wonder what that is.
820 people haven't seen Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
821 people agree that they have not seen that.
822 NEED to see that film. It's a classic.
823 classic films now haunt the people in their sleep.
824, almost there.
825 numbers line up to be counted off in the thread.
This is Commander Shepard and this is my 826th favorite store on the Citadel.
827 Federation ships are sucked into a black hole they created.
828 people have a plan, but forget about the plan as soon as they realize they can walk (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww7WlSPi9gc)!
829 people can't focustrate after 9 pm.
830 people need more caffeine.
831 people approve.
832 people have a caffeine problem.
833 people switch to decaf.
834 people have withdrawal problems. :P
835 people require rehab to get over this withdrawal.
836 people leave rehab after a day in it (like most celebrities)
837 judges order these people back to rehab.
838 repeat leaving rehab but are abducted by borg and assimilated.
839 people are Asurans.
840 New Borg Drones are forced into long regeneration cycles to offset the rehab routines they've developed.
841 people are Aperture Science Test Subjects.
842 people are studying the test subjects... for now.
843 people have been exposed to deadly neurotoxin.
844 people now have to use portal guns to solve ridiculously long, pointless, and amusing puzzles.
845 people met the Fact Sphere and now have a plethora of useless information. :D
846 people get out of the facility and have the Fact Sphere recite the recipe for Fish-Flavored Cake.
847 people met the Adventure Sphere...
848 people took the advice of the Adventure Sphere and ate the Fish-Flavored cake.
849 people should of invested in Apple stock in the late 1990s... :P
850 people already did
851 people must then be rich! (Apple Stock has sky-rocketed since the 90s :P)
852 have a dog! :D
853 people can read backwards.
854 people think that that's an excellent talent! They can also read upside-down.
855 more people should help TLO by watching the AR.drone videos and clicking the ads (//http://last-outpost.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=3274). :o
856 people can't find the ads on the videos... but would click them if they could find the ads.
857 people could learn about TLO through the video. :D
(See the yellow line in the video progress bar? That's when the ad should appear.)
858 people will review the videos, working collaboratively to locate the little yellow bar.
859 people should download the House Music Pack (//http://last-outpost.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=3328)!
860 people together could not locate this yellow bar but instead downloaded House's music pack :D
856 Borg drones are fooled to watch the videos and clicking the ads because they thought it was a new improved borg drone.
857 StarFleet Officers are pleased with the Borg Drones' actions.
863 people don't know how to count! :P
864 people have been tricked!
865 people retiring over borg assimilating internet connections :P
866 Starfleet Vessels required to free the interwebz from the Borg!! :P
867 starfleet captains realised the borg had been infected by numerous trojan virus' and were no longer the biggest threat in the universe
868 Borg Drones run around flashing "Windows 8" followed by "ERROR"
869 people think that 5318008 is the best number.
870 Drones stop panicking for one moment to puzzle over that random number.
Random. *raises eyebrow and smiles.*
872 random numbers are generated by the computer (can computers generate truly 'random' numbers? :P)
873. This one is not random and not randomly generated by a computer.
874 people are from another universe.
875 people do the math and aren't sure WHAT universe they belong to anymore...
876 need to think backward sometimes. Come on, it's not that hard! 5318008!
877 people had no idea.
878 people, reading this at 11:00 pm at night, FINALLY get the point.
879 people aren't really here.
880 people begin thinking about time travel... but get lost along the way.
881 people reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.
882 want jelly babies.
883 people wonder what jelly babies are...
884 people MUST try Jelly Babies!
885 people are SHOCKED that some people don't know what Jelly Babies are. Seriously?
886 people googled Jelly Babies, and still won't eat them.
887 people hate Jelly Babies and therefore, should be shunned.
888 people don't discriminate against people who eat Jelly Babies.
889 people are robots.
890 people are borg's, robots in deguise
891 people pretend to be Borg, but get caught and quickly become real Borg.
892 people are soylent green.
893 people try to picture that colour.
894 people don't realize what soylent green actually is...
895 people haven't been keeping track of this thread, and have no clue what has been going on.
896 people are hopelessly confused by this thread. :D
897 people take note of the confusion.
898 people are now three fries short of a happy meal.
899 Khan's yell "THIS IS CETI ALPHA V!!!"
900. I got the 900 mark! :D
901 people envoy number 900.
902 people think when ever SFC3 posts the thread dies.
904 people go "OH NO I WAS PEGGING THAT MARK" xD (Congratulations Pupbenny :P)
905 people are preparing for Monday.
906 people are ignoring Monday... seeing as it will come like every other day, there's no need to pay any special attention to it.
907 people prepare to farm more war assets for the battle of Earth at the end of ME3.
908 people believe that the above post belongs in the Mass Effect 3 ending spoiler thread (There should really just be a Mass Effect 3 discussion thread xD).
909 people are addicted to ME3.
910. 'Nuff said.
911 people misspelled enough.
912 people take note of this thread's increasing activity.
913 realize that we are no where close to 10,000.
914 people think that the woman driving the car in this video (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJTXLuu7_0Y) should be arrested.
915 people edited the above post so that it would contain the right number at the beginning.
916 people are editors.
917 people are.
918 just realised, after reading Cmdr's previous post, that we are not near 10,000. Seriously, I made a mistake and thought that we were near 10,000 when in fact we are not bnear it, instead we are near 1000. :P *sighs*
919 people are hopeful that if the activity in this thread continue to increase, then we will indeed reach 10,000 in no time at all. :D
920 people wonder what Andzzy means by "no time at all." :P
If we had the activity level of the GateWorld Cantina (Mk. II) (//http://forum.gateworld.net/threads/81178-The-GateWorld-Cantina-MKII), then we'd get to 10,000 in "no time at all."
921 people mean "by next week" xD (So maybe that's a bit... unrealistic :P. I would do the math again but it's a bit much for now :P)
922 wonder if this is futile. We're not even one tenth there yet and it's been pretty much half a year now i think.
923 people believe that we must have spirit!
924 believe your right. *Pours a drink, a spirit, in a glass and starts drinking.*
925 people didn't mean that, but alright.
926 has an idea. We do an event day thing that's official or somewthing. Where all day if anyone sees this post and their name isn't on the last posted bit then they have to post.
927 comrades are happier with the new regieme
928 comrades welcome their new robot overlords
929 PEOPLE MUST REMEMBER THAT THEIR NEW OVERLORDS ARE NOT ROBOTS. BELIEF IN THIS WILL RESULT IN SUMMARY EXECUTION.
930 people have been summarily executed!
931 is how many times Jenson has been awarded the highest award of Last Outpost
932 should have voted for me for Senate. The Russians wouldn't have taken over otherwise! *face palm.*
931 COMRADES HAVE BEEN HAPPY SINCE THE NEW REGIME CAME INTO PLACE.
932 people dust off the thread.
935 people got the post number wrong.
936 people continue by getting the post number right (There goes House, being right again :P)
9999 Will skip the other numbers and go straight to 10,000.
938 people employ wishful thinking to make the above come true!
939 people should of never got in my way.
8534824 people...oh wait. 940 people pressed too many buttons, causing the universe to collapse on itself.
941 button-pushes later... the universe is still here.
942. BOAT RACE!
943 people have no clue what you are talking about, willis.
944 people don't get that reference
945 people are lemons.
946 are........ LUMBERJACKS!
946 people are COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS USED TO BURN HOUSES DOWN
947 and 948.
949... I'll get back to you on that one.
946 lemons discover that they are actually people.
951 Jmusials swarm TLO and crash its servers from all the traffic... sorry guys.
The DPRTLO executed 952 Jmusials for crashing their servers.
The MOST UNGLORIOUS Capitalist pigs SWARM IN and INVADE THE MOST GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF THE LAST OUTPOST AND ITS SUPREME LEADER JENSON MAY HIS REIGN LAST FOR ONE TRILLION YEARS
(YOU DID NOT COUNT! D:)
954 people counted.
A recent analysis determined that 955 people on board the USS Enterprise D wore cotton socks.
956 people aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise-D wore unisex uniforms.
957 on the enterprise-d wore kilts.
958 people realize it's only Wednesday and hope for Friday to come sooner. SOONER FRIDAY, SOONER! xD
959 people wished they owned a Porsche 959.
961 people ... again, I'll get back to you on that one. :P
962 people wish Enterprise hadn't been cancelled.
963 people wish that the Mirror Universe episode of Enterprise would have been the entire series.
964 people regain control of the number count once again :D
965 people want a new TV series.
966 fire torpedoes and destroy an asteroid in a wormhole caused by inaccurate warp calibrations.
967 people posted wrong!
968 SFC3's blame it on Jmusial for posting at the same moment only seconds apart from me.
969 blamings were all rejected... then promptly thrown in the incinerator to erase the evidence.
970 Blamings mourn the death of their family members.
971 people have no quick comeback to the above statement.
At least 972 people should read Star Trek: Unity.
973 people admire my new name.
974 people agree with Lipton entirely.
975 people disagree.
976 people mob House for disagreeing!
977 people are playing the new game, "Real-Life The Game."
978 people tried that game. Gave it a 2/10. Then they went back to "TLO - Bestselling Mega-Game!!".
979 people like ME3's ending*
*SFC3 is excluded.
980 people stared at ME3's ending for an hour before realizing the thread count was wrong.
981 people have never played ME3 so they don't know what it's like.
982 people heard it was dreadful. Truly dreadful.
983 people liked it except for the endings.
984 people spend a LOT of time at school on TLO.
986 people can't because they would probably yell at me (they block youtube!!!!)
I used to but then the 987 people at the technology department blocked it.
988 people don't know what yelling "Vatican Cameos!" means, much to their disadvantage...
989 people don't have YouTube blocked anywhere.
991 almost to 10,000!
992 people eagerly anticipate the next big number coming up!!!
993 people don't have a Porsche 933
994 people don't either, but don't care
996 people think you should be executed for not putting any text beside 995.
997 people would draw up the execution papers... but they're lazy and left them somewhere on their desk.
998 people are immune to deadly neurotoxin.
999 people disagree fully and shall now continue the thread like this.
1000! People corrected the number on the above post. AND we've reached 1000!
(Also, I missed my 900th post by 1 post somewhere. So I'm claiming this as my 900th xD WOOT! xD)
1,001 Zefran Cochrane's meet Vulcans in different timelines.
1002 people realize we're just over 10% of the way there!!
1,002 people like pancakes, but hate waffles*.
* (SFC3 is not one of those people.)
1004 people are here.
The year 1005 started on a Monday
1006 LIKE CHICKEN WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGS.
1007 people haven't posted here in a while...
1008 people still think it's March *points to Andzzy's sig*
1009 Romulan ships ram into each other.
1010 people are Agents (HAH Matrix Code ! ''1010'' )
1011 people own Borg Cubes and sell them on the used starship market.
1012 people update their signatures because their job of confusing people has been a total success.
1013 was 999 years ago.
1014 is today's lotto winning numbers
1015 people spot a Spock posting on the forums! (Hey Spock! :D)
1016 think Spock is totally logical.
1017 won't let this thread sit 24 hours without being posted in.
1018 people have been exposed to combustible lemons.
1019 people need to now call the lemon squad.
1020 people are now combustible lemons.
1021 people evacuate the planet.
1022 people realize that the singularity is about to explode ("200" XD).
1023 would be a cooler number if the 0 and 1 were switched.
1024 is clearly a cool number because it has 24 in it.
1025 people arrested for selling illegal Federation starships at the used starship lot.
(p.s.... they were defiant classes.)
1026 people made massive profit from the sale of used starships.
1027 people questioned by Section 31. Survivors not reported.
1028 is a number 8 more than 1020, and 12 less than 1040
1029 started on a Wednesday.
1030 Did something... I'm certain of it.
1,031 people like the new rankpips!
1032 started on a Saturday!
1033 Started on a Tuesday...
1034 people know that 1033 really started on a Monday. :P
1035 seconds to midnight
1036 people don't really care about the calendar... but love talking about the concept of time as a social construct to keep humans organized so we don't fall into animalistic routines! (PHILOSOPHY = WIN)
1037 words in Tuvok's speech in the episode of Voyager I'm watching
1038 words in Janeway's speech (she ALWAYS seems to have the last word... and coffee :P)
1039 XP earned in Starhawk
1040 is a dreaded number around April, here in the US...
1041 times I've changed my mind on what game to play
1042 hours spent playing "School... the UNIQUE IRL game!" (Probably much more, but I don't want to think about it...)
1043 minutes since I last slept
1044 people being born in the next 10 seconds (I'm certain of it!)
1045 seconds for my Brutix to get blown up by a guy that stole my cargo container
1046 redshirts getting thrown out of airlocks, by me.
1047 Starfleet Admirals dispersing across the galaxy.
1048 posts now in this thread
1049 realizing that we are 10.49% of the way there!
1050 people finally fixed their computer!
Defense Outpost 1051 was a Federation outpost, an R1 Invictus-class defense outpost space station. In Starfleet service in the later 23rd century, around the 2280s decade, this defense station was located on the border of the Romulan Neutral Zone.
Year 1052 was a leap year starting on Wednesday. I AM THE MASTERMIND SINCE I KNOW THIS STUFF.
Actually, I'm just the guy who knows how to use Wikipedia.
There are suddenly 1053 colours all over the forums xD
SN 1054 is a supernova that was first observed as a new "star" in the sky on 4 July 1054 AD, hence its name, and that lasted for a period of around two years. The remnants of SN 1054, which consists of debris ejected during the explosion, is now currently known as the Crab Nebula.
(i know this not from Wikipedia, i did Astrophysics at College XD)
1055 people are giving me much knowledge!
1056 people need to forget everything they learned during the school year.
1057 people must remember so they can go to school and learn further!
1058 people are the only ones who have contributed to counting to 10, 000. It's gonna be a while...
1059 people that it has gotten this far as it is. :D
1060 People didn't wrote an Recap of Armada 2
(We both failed :P )
1061 people installing their games after an upgrade.
1062 people are people. Shocking!
1063 know that SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEEOPPPLE!!!!!!!!!!
1064 is not a prime number.
1065 people happy to see House up and about on the forums again! (Welcome Back!)
(Why thank you, Andzzy!) 1066 people adore Andzzy.
(You're Welcome!) 1067 people wish they could play minecraft at work.
1068 people were caught playing Portal at work and were promptly hired by Aperture Science as a senior manager.
1069 people were glad they were fired after they heard about the whole GLaDOS incident thing.
1070 people don't know what a Red-Shirt is... and that insults me!
1071 people know that redshirts became yellowshirts.
1072 people then realize that their phasers are on empty.
1073 Remmick heads explode.
(see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REoN1sEYVZo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REoN1sEYVZo))
qibai sansh liu
1075 are confused to what Telex Ferra's number was.
1076 People like Salem
1077 posts later we are 10.77% of the way to 10,000!! (At the beginning of this thread, my prediction was that we would be doing this just into the 2013 year... let's get going! xD)
1078 people agree.
1079 people continue to have to dust this thread off for some reason.
1080 people are glad the thread is being dusted off. MOAR PARTICIPATION, I SAY! :D
1081 people jump when one of the Senators tells them to do something.
1602 people like Max Payne 3
1083 people agree with Talus :D
1084 people must have been bored so they came here and started posting...
1085 people are threadkillers.
1086 people sign up with the name abc123abc1 for some reason.
1087 people want to make it to 10,000. We're sort of almost thereish! xD
1088 people should be posting more in this thread...
1089 People do
1090 people look forward for the Armitage Class coming this Thursday to STO.
1091 people want that ship
1092 say vote Pupbenny! :)
1093 people say VOTE VOTE VOTE!
1094 people wonder why Nancy Turton has no votes...
1095 people are cheese and have to dust of the page.
1096 people aren't cheese.
1097 people like Chocolate :D
1098 people like Nutella.
1099 people allergic to the food in the above 2 posts.
1100 people pity those 1099 allergic to the foods mentioned above ...
1101 people thank the those people who pity the people who are allergic.
1102 people pity SFC3's allergy to chocolate.
1103 people eat OATMEALO'S.
1104 people eat granola with cereal in the morning.
1105 fire at Will. (poor will)
1106 people laughed at this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhsPHV-40Nw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhsPHV-40Nw)
1107 people return from camp! Happy face. :)
1108 people work with people who are imbeciles with technology.
1109 people are looking forward to the grand 10K number!!
1110 people forgot about this thread!
1111 people seem to have revived it!
1112 people watch Top Gear !
1113 watch Falling SKies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNckr85A ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNckr85ASb4&feature=related)
1114 crazy melinas and the other blond chicks trying to teach a robber to be a robber.
1115 people are on The Destiny
1116 people are actually on Destiny, they've got a stowaway...
1117 people people are in stasis on the Destiny.
1118 kills with my F2000
1119 people like big numbers.
1120 when I had lunch today
1121 people sampled Plexinade
1122 people liked Plexinade.
1123 people went through the gate.
1124 seconds since I had dessert
1125 starfleet vessels take on a Borg armada.
1126 fish in the lake
1127 fishermen trying to get the fish in the lake.
1128 people are from Pennsylvania
1129 when I woke up
1130 We can do thiiiis!!
1131 ... really? :P
1132 Yeah I don't quite know what I was thinking at the time...
1133 posts have been made in this topic.
1134 oh so close
1135 ... even closer?
1136... almost there even! xD
1137 i can see the light at the end of the tunnel
1138 people try to see the light... but they missed it.
1139 people know this is not the light you are looking for...
1140 lights suddenly appear. It's a lot of lights.
No, there are 4 lights! oh wait, mean 1141 lights.
1142 people like lights.
1143 ... no idea.
1144 people have migraines so they hate lights.
1145 migraines treated by one doctor in one day. That's a lot of migraines.
1146 people have an irrational fear of gejigeji.
1147 people know what gejigeji is
1148 people have no idea what you discuss.
1149 people are awake
1150 people are awake again.
1151 people are pretending that they are awake when in reality they are actually 3/4 asleep.
1152 dead Tim Rogan's.
1153 people at the funerals
1154 people failed to translate Thrace's latest personal log.
1155 accept that challenge!
1156 people will FAIL.
$1157 for those failed people
1158 people have yet to donate to TLO!
1159 people will suffer if people don't donate to TLO
1160 have suffered my wrath for not donating to TLO!
1161 people should give $1
1162 people NOT in TLO.
1163 were captured by Jenson and forced to join TLO.
1164 people should donate spontaneously to TLO ^_^
1165 people will explode if they don't donate
Quote from: "Andzzy"1164 people should donate spontaneously to TLO ^_^
1166 people notice that Andzzy has yet to donate any money to TLO!
1167 people rob him for the donation
1168 people agree that Andzzy (and the other senators) need to donate to TLO!
1169 people will die without their donation
1170 have already died! D:
1171 protested at the Council homes because of the lack of donations that resulted in deaths
1172 did not realize that the Council homes are now called the Senate homes (before the Senate, TLO had a non-elected Council).
1173 then found the Council of Senatorial Housing
1174 close-casket funerals for the exploded.
1175 people attacked SFC3 for not donating to TLO!
1176 poor people want your monies
1177 already have your money.
1178 should watch this video and donate http://youtu.be/pRMbdU0u0PQ (http://youtu.be/pRMbdU0u0PQ)
1179 people who did not donate will be killed by Walter Peirce.
1180 are doomed now
1181 are singing the doom song now...
1182 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ)
1183 people were attacked by Zoidberg.
1184 are now happier for it
woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!
1186 "your music is bad and you should feel bad"
1187 sad Phillip J. Fry's. (or should I say FRIES?)
1188... no idea. I'm a historian, not a grammarian.
Quote from: "Gregory House"1188... no idea. I'm a historian, not a grammarian.
1189 people didn't think of this video after seeing the word grammarian. (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VWs28Sgqvg)
1190 ways to cross the street
1191 ways to kick Andzzy in the face.
^ 1192 people with no class
1193 people aren't Tumbling down Tumblr
1194 people who should give me money now :P
1195 was an odd year.
1196 was a leap year.
1197 the year McDonalds first started :P
1198, Shaka, when the walls fell.
1199, Temba, his arms wide.
1200... 12% there.
1201 means it's lunch time
1202. Darmok and Jihlad, at Tiangra.
1203 is an odd number (but not prime!).
1204 Darmok, and Jalad, on the ocean
1205... is an odd number again.
1208 is an even number, ha
1210 sounds like a good time for a snack
1211... is not a prime number.
1213 are forever alone.
1214 is not a prime number.
1217 Tholian Lockboxes
1219 is not a prime number.
1220 ways to do stuff
1221 is a palindromic number!
1222 more ways to do stuff, now buy the book again for those 2 ways
1223 is like 123 but with an extra number.
1224 is what I add to my name if someone took it already
1225 pizza rolls.
ANYONE WANT ONE.
1228 bottles of plexinade on the wall...
1229 empty bottles
It's not 1230 yet.
1231 people live in different time zones, and therefor, 1230 has already passed.
1235 Silly rabbits. TRIX OR FOR KIDS!
1237 people were struck by lightning.
1238 cheer for STO becoming a full division
1239 are totally cheering.
1240 are now signing up
1241 - The Battle of Mohi
1245 people are on Mars!
1246 martians named Marvin
1247 martians angry because we sent yet another rover when they just want to be left in peace.
1248 martians now go hide in the invisible pyramid
1249 Martians decide to strike back with phasers and turn out to be Captain Janeway and her crew violating the Temporal Prime Directive yet again!
1251 people are on Mars... without spacesuits!
1252 people are photoshopping the people out of the rover photos
1253... are from Mars.
1254 is the leader
1255 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh's revive this thread!
1256 years since we counted
1261 people love this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtc9vGa8B0c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtc9vGa8B0c)
1262 people agree with Mr. House.
1263 now have the song stuck in their heads
1264. I'm sure that's a significant number somewhere in the world. ^_^
1266 1266's in the year 1266 from 1266 parallel universes. Yep.
1267 started on a Saturday under the Julian calender
1270 Enterprise-E using the Riker Maneuver.
1280 x 720p
1281 x 721p is better :p
1282 people relieved to see people typing words beside the number again.
1283 have gone blind and can not even see the numbers
1284 people have arithmophobia.
1285 Your advertisement here
1286 people want the number in this thread to reach it's intended target.
1287 may see it in their lifetime
1288 noticed that Zoidberg Jesus is in Spock's signature.
1289 are now worshiping Zoidberg Jesus
1290 still worship His Holiness Jenson XIV.
1291 Jenson is but a servant of Zoidberg
1292 people should play Sleeping Dogs
1293 dogs are currently sleeping
1295 أوه نعم يمكنني
קענען לייענען דעם 1296.
1297 Bu maraqlı məsələ tap
1298 can read this message.
1299 Oh boy, we're about to hit the 14th century
1300 (approximately) marked the beginning of Aztec culture in Mesoamerica.
1301 Andrew III of Hungary dies, ending the Árpád dynasty in Hungary
1302 : Robert I of Scotland reconciles with Edward I of England.
1303 Battle of Roslin: The Scots defeat the English.
1304 was a leap year on the Julian calendar.
It's not 1305 anymore.:P
1306 tag your it
1307, no... you're it.
Quote from: "Gregory House"1308, no... you're it.
You're 1307, I'm 1308
1309 people are why not Zoidberg.
1310 people where treated by Dr House over the past year after community days
1311 set hike
1312 people were mistreated by Cuddy.
1314 is not Pi.
1315 Battle of Morgarten: The Swiss defeat Leopold of Austria, ensuring independence for the Swiss Confederation.
1316 - Pope John XXII succeeds Pope Clement V as the 196th pope.
1317 Pope John XXII erects the dioceses of Luçon, Maillezais, and Tulle.
1318 - Pope John XXII declares the doctrines of the Franciscans advocating ecclesiastical poverty erroneous.
1319 Upon the death of his maternal grandfather, King Haakon V, three-year-old Magnus Eriksson becomes King of Norway.
1320 - The Scots signed the Declaration of Arbroath.
1321 A bad harvest brings famine in Europe.
1322 - Robert the Bruce of Scotland defeats King Edward II of England at Byland
1323 The Treaty of Nöteborg between Sweden and the Novgorod Republic (Russia) is signed, regulating the border for the first time.
1324 - Defensor pacis is published by Marsilius of Padua.
1325 Alfonso IV becomes King of Portugal.
1326 - Ibn Battuta reaches Mecca.
1327 Edward II is deposed by his wife Isabella
1328 - The Augustiner brewery in Munich is established.
1329 Antipope Nicholas V is excommunicated by Pope John XXII.
1330 - King Edward III of England starts his personal reign, executing his regent Roger Mortimer.
1331 Edward Balliol is enthroned as King of Scotland.
1332 - Battle of Annan: The loyalists of David II defeat Edward Balliol in Scotland.
1333 Spock: Tag, Greg: Tag, Spock: Tag, Greg: Tag, Spock: Tag
1334 - Pope Benedict XII succeeds Pope John XXII as the 197th pope.
1335 Otto the Merry, Duke of Austria, becomes Duke of Carinthia.
1336 - Aberdeen is burned by the English.
1338 Nicomedia is captured by the Ottoman Empire.
1339 All streets in the city of Florence are paved, making it the first European city to do so.
1340 - Europe has about 74 million inhabitants.
1341 The Queen's College, a constituent college of the University of Oxford, is founded.
1342 – Pope Clement VI succeeds Pope Benedict XII as the 198th pope.
1343 Pope Clement VI issues his Bull Unigenitus, defining the doctrine of "The Treasury of Merits" or "The Treasury of the Church" as the basis for the issuance of indulgences by the Catholic Church.
1344 - Tenochtitlan, the capital of the Aztec civilization, is founded.
1345 Guy de Chauliac observes the planets Saturn, Jupiter, and Mars conjoined in the sky under the sign of Aquarius and a solar eclipse on the same day. This sign is interpreted as foreboding by many, and Chauliac will later blame it for the Black Plague
1346 - the French prepare to defend Channel coasts
1347 The Black Death reaches the French city of Marseilles
1348 - A Papal bull is issued by Pope Clement VI, protecting Jews against popular aggression during the Black Death epidemic.
1349 The Black Death breaks out in Mecca
1350 - The Black Death first appears in Scotland.
1351 Zürich joins the Swiss Confederation.
1352 - Pope Innocent VI succeeds Pope Clement VI as the 199th pope.
1353 Vladimir the Bold, Russian prince is born
1354 - Cola di Rienzo, self-proclaimed "tribune" of Rome, is killed by an angry mob.
1355 The St. Scholastica's Day riot broke out in Oxford, England, leaving 63 scholars and perhaps 30 locals dead in two days.
1356 - The Basel earthquake destroys the city of Basel in Switzerland.
1357 Influenza is first identified as a disease
1358 - The Republic of Ragusa is founded.
1359 The French States-General rejects the Second Treaty of London.
1360 - King Valdemar Atterdag of Denmark reconquers Scania, which has been in Swedish possession since 1332.
1361 Battle of Visby: King Valdemar IV of Denmark defeats a peasant army.
1362 - Pope Urban V succeeds Pope Innocent VI as the 200th pope
1363 Bosnian nobles revolt against the occupying Serbs.
1364 – Charles V becomes King of France.
1365 The University of Vienna is founded.
1366 - King Frederick III of Siciliy forbids decorations on synagogues
1367 Pope Urban V makes the first attempt to move the Papacy back to Rome from Avignon
1368 - Work begins on the current Great Wall of China.
1369 King Charles V of France renounces the Treaty of Brétigny and war is declared between France and England. The French recapture most of Aquitaine.
1370 - Pope Gregory XI succeeds Pope Urban V as the 201st pope.
1371 John of Gaunt, son of King Edward III of England, marries Constance of Castile, daughter of King Pedro of Castile, giving John of Gaunt a claim to the throne of Castile.
1372 - The city of Aachen, Germany, begins adding a Roman numeral Anno Domini date to a few of its coins, the first city in the world to do so.
1373 Julian of Norwich receives the sixteen Revelations of Divine Love.
1374 - In recognition of his services, Edward III of England grants the English writer Geoffrey Chaucer a gallon of wine a day for the rest of his life.
1375 Moscow & Tver sign a truce. Tver agrees to help Moscow fight the Blue Horde.
1376 - Pope Gregory XI excommunicates all members of the government of Florence and places the city under an interdict.
1377 Pope Gregory XI moves the Papacy back from Avignon to Rome.
1378 - Following the death of Pope Gregory XI and riots in Rome calling for a Roman pope, the cardinals, who are mostly French, elect Pope Urban VI as the 202nd Pope.
1379 John I succeeds his father, Henry II, as King of Castile and King of León.
1380 - Sir William Walworth, a member of the Fishmongers Guild, becomes Lord Mayor of London for the second time.
1381 Due to Joan I of Naples' support for Antipope Clement VII, Pope Urban VI bestows Naples upon Charles of Durazzo. With the help of the Hungarians, Charles advances on Naples and captures Joan.
1382 - Charles of Durazzo executes the imprisoned Joan I of Naples and succeeds her as Charles III of Naples.
1383 Löwenbräu beer is first brewed.
1384 - Jadwiga is crowned "King" of Poland following the death of her father, King Louis, in 1382.
1385 The Battle of Valverde is fought between the armies of Portugal and Castile.
1386 - King John I of Portugal and King Richard II of England ratify the Treaty of Windsor.
1387 Sigismund, the future Holy Roman Emperor and husband of Queen Mary of Hungary, orders the murder of his mother-in-law, Elizabeta Kotromanic, and declares himself joint ruler of Hungary.
1388 - The entire court of Richard II of England are convicted of treason by the Merciless Parliament, under the influence of the Lords Appellant, and are all either executed or exiled. Richard II effectively becomes a puppet of the Lords Appellant.
1389 Pope Boniface IX succeeds Pope Urban VI as the 203rd pope.
1390 - Henry III succeeds his father, John I, as King of Castile and León.
1391 The Chinese invent toilet paper for use by their emperors.
1392 - Charles VI of France suffers a second serious attack of [s:1nz70q7t]sparta[/s:1nz70q7t] madness.
1393 George VII succeeds his popular father, Bagrat V, as King of Georgia.
1394 - Pope Benedict XIII succeeds Pope Clement VII.
1395 The Theotokos of Vladimir icon is moved to Moscow.
1396 - Martin I succeeds his brother, John I, as King of Aragon
1397 Richard II of England attempts to reassert authority over his kingdom by arresting members of a group of powerful barons known as the Lords Appellant.
1398 - Janus succeeds his father, James I, as King of Cyprus and claimant to the throne of Armenian Cilicia.
1399 Henry IV of England is crowned.
1400 - Rupert, Count Palatine of the Rhine, is elected as Holy Roman Emperor.
1401 Mongol monarch Timur Lenk destroys Baghdad.
1402 - YOU LIED. YOU SAID YOU WOULD STOP AT 1400!
1403 The Temple of a City God is constructed in Shanghai.
1,404 not found.
1405 Ralph Neville, 1st Earl of Westmorland, meets Archbishop Richard le Scrope of York and Earl of Norfolk Thomas Mowbray in Shipton Moor, tricks them to send their rebellious army home and then imprisons them.
1406 - Pope Gregory XII succeeds Pope Innocent VII as the 205th pope.
I GET [s:321aggof]ALL[/s:321aggof] MOST OF THE POPES! :D
1407 The Duke of Orleans is assassinated; war breaks out again between the Burgundians and his followers.
1408: Battle of Bramham Moor: a royalist army defeats the last remnants of the Percy rebellion.
1409 The Welsh surrender Harlech Castle to the English.
1410: Antipope John XXIII is elected!
1411 Henry IV dismisses Prince Henry and his supporters from the government.
1412: The Medici family are made official bankers of the Papacy.
1413 Henry V becomes King of England.
1414 - The Council of Constance begins.
1415 Henry V becomes King of England.
1416 posts to dust off the thread! (wait that made no sense O_o)
1417 Pope Martin V succeeds Pope Gregory XII (who abdicated in 1415) as the 206th pope.
1418 - Paris is captured by John the Fearless, Duke of Burgundy.
1419 Hundred Years' War: Rouen surrenders to Henry V of England, which brings Normandy under the control of England.
1420 - Henry the Navigator is appointed governor of the Order of Christ.
1421 Ming Cheng Zu, Zhu Di, the third emperor of Ming Dynasty shifted the Ming capital from Nanjing to Beijing.
1422 - Henry VI becomes King of England aged nine month
1423 Hundred Years' War- Battle of Cravant: The French army is defeated at Cravant on the banks of the river Yonne.
1424 - What do you hear, Spock?
1425 Beijing, capital of China, becomes the largest city in the world, taking the lead from Nanjing
1426 - The Battle of Chirokitia is fought.
1427 The first witch hunts begin, in Switzerland.
1428 - Emperor Go-Hanazono accedes to the throne of Japan.
1429 Joan of Arc leads an unsuccessful attack on Paris and is wounded.
1430 - Philip the Good marries Isabella of Portugal.
1431 March 3 – Pope Eugene IV succeeds Pope Martin V as the 207th pope.
March 26 – The trial of Joan of Arc begins.
May 30 – Nineteen-year-old Joan of Arc is burned at the stake.
1432 - The Université de Caen is founded.
(What do you hear, Spock?)
1433 Edward I becomes King of Portugal.
1434 - The University of Catania is founded in Italy.
(Grab your gun and bring in the cat.)
1435 China returns to a policy of isolation.
(I am so confused :P)
1436 - Paris is recaptured by the French.
(You need to watch more BSG).
1437 James I of Scotland is stabbed.
(Have too much to watch now)
1438 - Albert II of Habsburg becomes King of Germany and Hungary.
1439 In England, Plymouth becomes the first town incorporated by the English Parliament.
1440 - The Prussian Confederation is formed.
1441 King's College, University of Cambridge, is founded by King Henry VI.
1442 - Alfonso of Aragon is crowned at Naples.
1443 Nuno Tristão penetrates the Arguim Gulf.
1444 - The Truce of Tours is signed between England and France
1445 The Portuguese set up their first trading post (Feitoria) in Africa, on the island of Arguin.
1446 - The Battle of Otonetë. Scanderbeg defeats the Ottomans.
1447 Pope Nicholas V succeeds Pope Eugene IV as the 208th pope.
1448 - Battle of Kosovo: Hungarian forces under John Hunyadi are defeated by the Turks due to Ottoman superiority
1449 Constantine XI is crowned Byzantine Emperor at Mistra. He will be the last in a line of rulers that can be traced to the founding of Rome.
1450 - The University of Barcelona is founded.
1451 French troops under the Comte de Dunois invade Guyenne and capture Bordeaux.
1452 - Frederick III, Holy Roman Emperor becomes the last to be crowned in Rome.
1453 The Hundred Years' War comes to a close with the French recapture of Bordeaux, leaving the English retaining only Calais on French soil.
1454 - King Henry having regained his sanity, the Duke of York is dismissed as Protector.
1455 April 8 – Pope Calixtus III succeeds Pope Nicholas V as the 209th pope.
Spring – The Wars of the Roses begin.
1456 - Halley's Comet makes an appearance, as noted by the humanist scholar Platina.
1457 The oldest printed book to carry a date, the Mainz Psalter, is published.
1458 - Pope Pius II succeeds Pope Callixtus III as the 210th pope.
1459 The Wallachian town of Bucharest is first mentioned.
1460 -King Christian I of Denmark issues the Treaty of Ribe.
1461 The Duke of York seizes London and proclaims himself King Edward IV of England.
1462 - Vasili II of Russia dies, and is succeeded by his son Ivan III of Russia.
1463 Poet François Villon is banned from Paris.
1464 - Pope Paul II succeeds Pope Pius II as the 211th pope.
ANOTHER POPE! :D
1465 Amadeus IX becomes Duke of Savoy.
1466 - A conspiracy against Piero di Cosimo de' Medici, led by Luca Pitti and Borso d'Este, is discovered and put down in Florence.
1467 The polyalphabetic cipher is invented by Leone Battista Alberti
1468 - Lorenzo de' Medici and his brother Giuliano de' Medici succeed their father, Piero di Cosimo de' Medici.
1469 Uzun Hassan wins in Persia and defeats Abu Sa'id.
1470 - Start of the Anglo-Hanseatic War.
1471 Pope Sixtus IV succeeds Pope Paul II as the 212th pope.
1472 - Leonardo da Vinci is listed as a master in Florence's "Company of Artists".
1473 The city walls and defensive moat are built in Celje, Slovenia.
1474 - Upon the death of Henry IV of Castile, a civil war ensues between his designated successor Isabella I of Castile and her sister Juana, who is supported by her husband, Alfonso V of Portugal. Isabella wins the civil war after a lengthy struggle when her husband, Ferdinand II of Aragon, the newly crowned king of Aragon, comes to her aid.
1475 The oldest recorded game of chess is played, between Francesco di Castellvi and Narciso Vinyoles.
1476 - Battle of Morat: The Swiss again defeat Charles.
1477 First printed edition of The Travels of Marco Polo.
1478 - The Pazzi attack Lorenzo de' Medici, and kill his brother Giuliano, during High Mass in the Florence Cathedral.
1479 Plague in Florence.
1480 - Mehmed II fails in his attempt to capture Rhodes from the Knights of Rhodes.
1481 John II of Portugal starts to rule in his own right.
1482 - Ivan III renounces the Mongol Khanate rule over Russia.
1483 Richard III is crowned king of England.
1484 - Pope Innocent VIII succeeds Pope Sixtus IV as the 213th pope.
1485 Multiple earthquakes near Taishan, China
1486 - The Medici giraffe arrives in Florence.
1487 Hongzhi becomes Emperor of China
1488 - Battle of Sauchieburn leads to James IV of Scotland becoming king.
1489 A gold coin equal to one pound sterling, called a sovereign, is issued for Henry VII of England.
1490 - Charles II becomes Duke of Savoy at age 1; his mother Blanche of Montferrato is regent.
1491 The "Comet of 1491" comes 873,784 miles (1,406,219 km) away from earth, the closest ever recorded.
1492 - Christopher Columbus "sails the ocean blue" on his first voyage across the Atlantic Ocean, intending to reach Asia and Pope Alexander VI succeeds Pope Innocent VIII as the 214th pope.
1493 Columbus lands on the coast of the island of Borinquen, which he renames San Juan (present day, Puerto Rico).
1494 - Christopher Columbus first sights Jamaica.
1495 Henry VII of England commissions the world's first dry dock at Portsmouth. (and thus Star Trek is born, oh wait...)
1496 - Leonardo da Vinci unsuccessfully tests a flying machine.
1497 Cornish Rebellion in England incited by war taxes.
1498 - John Cabot leaves Bristol on an expedition, never to be seen again.
1499 Edward, Earl of Warwick, last male member of the House of York, is executed for reportedly attempting to escape from the Tower of London.
1500 - Emperor Go-Kashiwabara accedes to the throne of Japan.
1501 Philip and Joanna of Castile leave for Spain.
1502 - Christopher Columbus leaves Cadiz, Spain for his fourth and final trip to the 'New World'. He explores Central America, and discovers St. Lucia, the Isthmus of Panama, Honduras, and Costa Rica.
1503 Christopher Columbus discovers the Cayman Islands, which he names Las Tortugas after the numerous sea turtles there
1504 - Michelangelo's sculpture of David is erected in Florence.
1505 Martin Luther, then 22, vows to become a monk in a moment of terror, due to a near lightning strike during a thunderstorm, near the village of Stotternheim
1506 - The Swiss Guard arrives at the Vatican, to serve as permanent ceremonial and palace guards under Pope Julius II.
1507 Martin Luther is ordained a priest of the Catholic Church. Leonardo da Vinci completes the Mona Lisa.
1508 - Maximilian I, Holy Roman Emperor attacks Venice.
1509 Henry VIII becomes King of England (for 38 years) on the death of his father, Henry VII.
1510 - Afonso de Albuquerque of Portugal conquers Goa.
1511 Henry VIII of England's flagship, the Mary Rose, is launched at Portsmouth.
1512 - Martin Luther becomes a doctor of theology
1513 Pope Leo X succeeds Pope Julius II as the 217th pope.
1514 - Louis XII of France makes peace with Emperor Maximilian.
1515 Thomas Wolsey is named the English Lord Chancellor.
1516 - Selim I of the Ottoman Empire declares war on the Mameluks and invades Syria.
1517 Protestant Reformation: Martin Luther publishes his 95 Theses (posting them on the door of the Wittenberg Castle Church).
1518 - Dancing Plague of 1518, a case of dancing mania in Strasbourg in which many people died from constant dancing.
1519 Martin Luther joins the debate regarding papal authority against John Eck at Leipzig.
1520 - Christian II is elected king of Sweden.
1521 Pope Leo X excommunicates Martin Luther in the papal bull Decet Romanum Pontificem.
1522 - Ottoman Sultan Suleiman I begins his siege of the Knights of St. John in Rhodes.
1523 Pope Clement VII succeeds Pope Adrian VI as the 219th pope.
1524 - da Verrazzano's expedition makes the first European entry into New York Bay and sights the island of Manhattan
1525 The Bubonic Plague spreads in southern France.
1526 – Milan is captured by the Spanish.
1527 The Protestant Reformation begins in Sweden. The first known letter is sent from North America by John Rut while at St. John's, Newfoundland.
1528 - Álvaro de Saavedra Cerón arrives in the Maluku Islands.
1529 First sitting of the English Reformation Parliament.
1530 - A flood engulfs Rome.
1531 Henry VIII of England is recognised as supreme head of the Church of England.
1532 - English parliament bans payment by English church to Rome
1533 Henry VIII is excommunicated by Pope Clement VII, as is Archbishop Cranmer.
1534 - Pope Paul III succeeds Pope Clement VII as the 220th pope.
1535 Execution of John Fisher, Cardinal and Bishop of Rochester, by order of King Henry VIII of England.
1536 - Anne Boleyn, Queen Consort of Henry VIII of England is executed in the Tower of London.
1537 Bigod's Rebellion, an uprising by Roman Catholics against Henry VIII of England
1538 – Truce of Nice: Peace is declared between Emperor Charles V and Francis I of France.
1539 Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor (and Charles I of Spain) and Francis I of France sign the Treaty of Toledo, agreeing to make no further alliances with England. The treaty comes after Henry VIII of England's split with Rome and Pope Paul III.
1540 - King Henry VIII of England marries Anne of Cleves, his fourth Queen consort.
1541 Jacques Cartier departs from Saint-Malo, France on his third voyage.
1542 - Queen Mary, Queen of Scots, becomes queen at the age of only one week.
1543 King Henry VIII of England marries Catherine Parr. It is the sixth of Henry's marriages and the third of Catherine's. Princess Elizabeth attends the wedding
1544 - The Holy Roman Empire besieges St. Dizier in eastern France.
1545 Battle of the Solent: The fleets of England and France battle to a draw. The Mary Rose sinks during the naval engagement.
1546 - Trinity College, Cambridge and Christ Church, Oxford are founded by Henry VIII of England.
1547 Edward VI succeeds his father Henry VIII as King of England.
1548 - Mary, Queen of Scots, leaves for France.
1549 England and France declare war.
1550 - – Pope Julius III succeeds Pope Paul III as the 221st pope.
1551 English premier John Dudley appointed duke of Northumberland.
1552 - The privileges of the Hanseatic League are abolished in England.
1553 Protestant bishops in England are arrested and Roman Catholic bishops are restored.
1554 - Princess Elizabeth is imprisoned in the Tower of London.
1555 Pope Marcellus II succeeds Julius III as the 222nd pope. He will reign for 22 days. Pope Paul IV succeeds Marcellus II as the 223rd pope.
1556 - Lorenzo Priuli becomes Doge of Venice.
1557 Mary I of England joins her husband Philip II of Spain in his war against France.
1558 - Mary, Queen of Scots, marries Francis II of France.
1559 Queen Elizabeth I of England establishes the Church of England, with the Act of Uniformity 1558 and the Act of Supremacy 1559. The Oath of Supremacy is reinstated
1560 - Catherine de' Medici becomes regent of France.
1561 Erik XIV is crowned King of Sweden.
1562 - Earl of Tyrone leads a second rebellion in Ireland.
1563 Francis, Duke of Guise is assassinated while besieging Orléans.
1564 - Battle of Kawanakajima in Japan: Takeda Shingen fights the forces of Uesugi Kenshin for the final time.
1565 The city of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, is founded.
1566 - Pope Pius V succeeds Pope Pius IV as the 225th pope.
1567 The Longqing Emperor ascends the throne of the Ming Dynasty.
1568 - Queen Elizabeth I of England arrests Mary, Queen of Scots.
1569 The first recorded lottery in England is performed nonstop at the west door of the St. Paul's Cathedral. Each share costs 10 shillings and proceeds are used to repair the harbours and for other public works.
1570 - Pope Pius V excommunicates Queen Elizabeth I of England with the bull Regnans in Excelsis.
1571 The Royal Exchange opens in London, England.
1572 - Pope Gregory XIII succeeds Pope Pius V as the 226th pope.
1573 Articles of the Warsaw Confederation are signed, sanctioning religious freedom in Poland.
1574 - Manila gains cityhood.
1575 Henry III of France is crowned at Reims.
1576 - Rudolf II becomes Holy Roman Emperor.
1577 Sir Francis Drake sets out from Plymouth, England, on his round-the-world voyage.
1578 - The Ottoman Empire conquers Abkhazia
1579 Sir Francis Drake, during his circumnavigation of the world, lands in what is now California, which he claims for Queen Elizabeth I. With an English claim here and in Newfoundland, it becomes the basis for English colonial charters which will claim all land from the Atlantic to the Pacific, from "sea to sea." Drake's claim is called "Nova Albion" (New England), and subsequent maps will show all lands north of New Spain and New Mexico under this name.
1580 - Juan de Garay founds Buenos Aires.
1581 The Parliament of England's Act against Reconciliation to Rome imposes heavy fines for practicising Roman Catholicism
1582 - Pope Gregory XIII implements the Gregorian Calendar
1583 The world's oldest, intact, still-surviving amusement park, Dyrehavsbakken, is founded.
1584 - Death of Ivan the Terrible
1585 Pope Sixtus V succeeds Pope Gregory XIII as the 227th pope.
1586 - The reign of Emperor Ogimachi of Japan ends and Emperor Go-Yozei ascends to the throne of Japan.
1587 Queen Elizabeth I of England signs the death warrant of her cousin Mary, Queen of Scots, after Mary is implicated in a plot to murder Elizabeth. Seven days later, on the orders of Elizabeth's privy council, Mary is beheaded at Fotheringhay Castle.
1588 - The Spanish Armada, with 130 ships and 30,000 men, begins to set sail from Spain heading for the English Channel
1589 King James VI of Scotland, the future James I of England, marries Anne of Denmark.
1590 - Urban VII succeeds Sixtus V as the 228th pope; he dies of malaria twelve days later, and is replaced by Gregory XIV .
1591 Pope Innocent IX succeeds Pope Gregory XIV as the 230th pope.
1592 - Pope Clement VIII (born Ippolito Aldobrandini) succeeds Pope Innocent IX, who died one month earlier, as the 231st pope.
1593 The Long War breaks out in Hungary, between the Habsburgs and the Ottomans.
1594 - Saint Hyacinth [s:1r8ai3vd]Bucket[/s:1r8ai3vd] is canonized.
1595 Probable first performance of William Shakespeare's Richard II.
1596 - Archbishop John Whitgift begins building his hospital at Croydon.
1597 Probable first performance of William Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor.
1598 - Philip III of Spain starts to rule.
1599 The first performance of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar at the Globe Theatre in London, is reported by Swiss traveller Thomas Platter the Younger.
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1601 Possible first performance of William Shakespeare's tragedy Hamlet
1602 - Bartolomew Gosnold becomes the first European at Cape Cod.
1603 Queen Elizabeth I of England dies at Richmond Palace and is succeeded by her cousin's grandson, King James VI of Scotland, uniting the crowns of Scotland and England. James I is crowned as King of England in Westminster Abbey.
1604 - Supernova 1604 is observed
1605 Pope Leo XI succeeds Pope Clement VIII as the 232nd pope. Pope Paul V succeeds Pope Leo XI as the 233rd pope
1606 - Guy Fawkes is executed.
1607 Jamestown, is settled as what would become the first permanent English colony in North America.
1608 - The University of Oviedo, Spain is founded.
1609 Henry Hudson discovers the Hudson River aboard the Halve Maen.
1610 - Arbella Stuart, pretender to the English throne, secretly marries William Seymour; both are later imprisoned for marrying without the king's permission.
1611 Uprising in Moscow against occupying Polish forces, resulting in a major fire.
1612 - False Dmitry III is recognised as tsar by the Cossacks
1613 An assembly of the Russian Empire elects Mikhail Romanov to be Tsar of Russia, and establishes the Romanov Dynasty, ending the Time of Troubles.
1614 - Christianity banned throughout Japan
1615 The New Netherland Company is granted a 3-year monopoly in North American trade between the 40th and 45th parallels.
1616 - Sir Walter Raleigh is released from prison in the Tower of London in order to conduct a second, ill-fated expedition in search of El Dorado in South America
1617 Ferdinand II, Archduke of Inner Austria, is elected King of Bohemia. Ferdinand's forceful catholic counter-reformation causes great unrest amongst the Protestants and moderates in Bohemia.
1618 (July 20) - Pluto reaches, according to sophisticated mathematical calculations, its second most recent aphelion. The next one occurs in 1866, and the following one will occur 2113.
1619 In Jamestown, Virginia, the first representative assembly in the Americas, the House of Burgesses, convenes for the first time.
1620 -The first merry-go-round is seen at a fair
1621 Papal Conclave of 1621: Pope Gregory XV succeeds Pope Paul V as the 234th pope. The Pilgrims of Plymouth Colony sign a peace treaty with Massasoit of the Wampanoags.
1622 - In the Gregorian calendar, January 1 is declared as the first day of the year, instead of March 25.
1623 The first American temperance law is enacted, in Virginia.
1624 - Martin Luther's German translation of the Bible is publicly burned by order of the Pope.
1625 Albrecht von Wallenstein is appointed German supreme commander.
1626 - An earthquake strikes Naples, killing 10,000.
1627 England places the first European settlers on Barbados.
1628 - Oliver Cromwell makes first appearance in the English Parliament as Member for Huntingdon.
1629 Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted a Royal Charter.
1630 - The city of Boston, Massachusetts is founded.
1631 Thirty Years' War: Sweden and France sign the Treaty of Bärwalde, a military alliance in which France provides funds for the Swedish army invading northern Germany.
1632 - Antigua and Barbuda is first colonized by England.
1633 Galileo Galilei arrives in Rome for his trial before the Inquisition. Galileo Galilei convicted of heresy by the Roman Catholic church. The Roman Catholic church forces Galileo Galilei to recant his heliocentric view of the solar system: Eppur si muove (Italian) (Which, in fact, he did not say).
1634 Battle of Smolensk: King Ladislaus IV of Poland defeats the Russian army.
1635 France declares war on Spain.
1636 - Utrecht University is founded in the Netherlands.
1637 Plymouth Colony grants the "tenn menn of Saugust" a new settlement on Cape Cod, later named Sandwich, Massachusetts.
1638 Anne Hutchinson is banished from the Massachusetts Bay Colony for heresy and goes to Rhode Island.
1639 Connecticut's first constitution, the Fundamental Orders, is adopted. Harvard University is named for clergyman John Harvard.
1640 - 41 Spanish delegates to Japan at Nagasaki are beheaded.
1641 King Charles I of England gives his assent to the Triennial Act, reluctantly committing himself to parliamentary sessions of at least fifty days every three years
1642 -– First Battle of Lostwithiel.
1643 Louis XIV succeeds Louis XIII as King of France at age five. His rule will last until his death at age 77 in 1715, a total of 72 years, which will be the longest reign of any European monarch in recorded history.
1644 - – Pope Innocent X succeeds Pope Urban VIII as the 236th pope.
1645 English Civil War – Battle of Naseby: 12,000 Royalist forces are beaten by 15,000 Parliamentarian soldiers.
21 December 1646 - Global temperatures begin to decline as part of the Little Ice Age
1647 The Rhode Island General Assembly drafts a constitution that separates church and state, and permits public referendums and initiatives on legislation
1648 - The Portuguese army defeats the Dutch army in the north of Brazil.
1649 King Charles I of England, Scotland and Ireland is found guilty of treason in a public session. He is beheaded three days later, outside the Banqueting Hall in the Palace of Whitehall, London.
1650 - – The Kolumbo volcano on Santorini experience a massive eruption
1651 Charles II is crowned King of Scotland at Scone (his first crowning).
1652 - Rhode Island passes the first law in North America making slavery illegal.
1653 New Amsterdam (later renamed New York City) is incorporated.
1654 - Oliver Cromwell creates a union between England and Scotland, with Scottish representation in the Parliament of England.
1655 John Castor became the first legally recognized slave in what was to be the United States.
1656 - The pendulum clock is invented by Christiaan Huygens.
1657 The Great Fire of Meireki in Edo, Japan, destroys most of the city and damages Edo castle, killing an estimated 100,000 people
1658 - Oliver Cromwell dies and his son Richard assumes his father's former position as Lord Protector of England, Scotland and Ireland.
1659 Lord Protector Richard Cromwell dissolves the English Parliament.
1660 - King Charles II of England arrives in London and assumes the throne, marking the beginning of the English Restoration.
1661 King Charles II of England, Scotland, Ireland is crowned in Westminster Abbey, for the second time.
1662 The Hearth Tax is introduced in England, Wales and Scotland.
1663 The English Parliament passes the second Navigation Act, requiring that all goods bound for the American colonies have to be sent in English ships from English ports.
1664 - Kronenbourg, a popular lager, is first produced.
1665 Charles II of Spain becomes King while not yet four years old.
1666 - Great Fire of London
1667 Pope Clement IX succeeds Pope Alexander VII, becoming the 238th pope.
1668 - Isaac Newton builds the first Reflecting telescope.
1669 Mount Etna erupts, destroying the town of Nicolosi and killing 20,000 people.
1670 - Pope Clement X succeeds Pope Clement IX as the 239th pope.
1671 In Rome, Pope Clement X canonizes Rose of Lima, making her the first Catholic saint of the Americas.
1672 - The Kingdom of France declares war on the Dutch Republic.
1673 In America, trader Louis Joliet and Jesuit missionary-explorer Jacques Marquette begin exploring the Mississippi River and the Great Lakes.
1674 - England and the Netherlands sign the Treaty of Westminster. A provision of the agreement transfers the Dutch colony of New Amsterdam to England, which renames it New York, in exchange for the British colonies of Berbice and Essequibo.
1675 John Sassamon's alleged murderers are executed at Plymouth.
1676 - Pope Innocent XI succeeds Pope Clement X as the 240th pope.
1677 first medical publication in America (Pamphlet on smallpox) , Boston
1678 - – The first fire engine company in what will become the United States goes into service.
1679 The Habeas Corpus Act 1679 is passed in England.
1680 - The volcano Krakatoa erupts, probably on a relatively small scale.
1681 A London woman is publicly flogged for the crime of "involving herself in politics."
1682 - Vesuvius begins a period of volcanic activity lasting for 10 days.
(OMG my post count and the thread count match!)
1683 The British crown colony of New York is subdivided into 12 counties.
1684 - Marcantonio Giustinian is elected Doge of Venice
1685 Louis XIV issues the Edict of Fontainebleau, which revokes the Edict of Nantes and declares Protestantism illegal, thereby depriving Huguenots of civil rights.
1686 - New York City and Albany, New York are granted city charters by the colonial governor.
1687 Isaac Newton publishes Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, ushering in a tidal wave of changes in thought that would significantly accelerate the already ongoing scientific revolution by giving it tools that produced technologically valuable results, which had theretofore been otherwise unobtainable. See also Writing of Principia Mathematica.
1688 - The Nine Years' War begins in Europe and America.
1689 Pope Alexander VIII succeeds Innocent XI as the 241st pope. The English Bill of Rights is officially declared in force.
1690 - England passes the Act of Grace, forgiving followers of the deposed James II.
1691 Pope Innocent XII becomes the 242nd pope, succeeding Pope Alexander VIII.
1692 - Salem Witch Trials
1693 John Locke publishes his influential book Some Thoughts Concerning Education
Spare Corps Directive 1694: During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crew member whose timesheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on.
1695 The Bank of Scotland is founded by an Act of the Parliament of Scotland.
1696 = King William III of England departs from the Netherlands.
1697 Charles XII of Sweden is crowned king at the age of 15.
1698 - The Palace of Whitehall in London is destroyed by fire.
1699 The beginning of the fictional Gulliver's Travels
1700 - Pope Clement XI succeeds Pope Innocent XII as the 243rd pope.
1702- Delaware designated a separate colony.
1703 the Man in the Iron Mask dies in the Bastille.
NCC-1704, USS Yorktown.
1705 Joseph I, Holy Roman Emperor succeeds his father Leopold I.
NCC-1706, USS Exeter
1707 The Acts of Union become law, uniting the Parliaments of the Kingdom of England and Kingdom of Scotland to form the Parliament of the Kingdom of Great Britain.
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NCC-1709, USS Lexington
1710 - The world's first copyright legislation, Britain's Statute of Anne, becomes effective
1711 John Shore invents the tuning fork.
1712 - Peter the Great moves the capital of the Russia from Moscow to St. Petersburg.
1713 Frederick William I of Prussia begins his reign.
1714 - George, elector of Hanover becomes King George I of Great Britain.... and did you know that George I did not speak English?
1715 A total solar eclipse is seen across southern England, Sweden and Finland (the last total eclipse visible in London, UK for almost 900 years)
1716 - The Tugaloo Massacre changes the course of the Yamasee War.
1717 What is now the northeastern United States is paralyzed by a series of blizzards that bury the region.
1718 - New Orleans, Louisiana, is founded.
1719 Andrew Bradford publishes the American Weekly Mercury, Pennsylvania's first newspaper.
1720 - Jonathan Swift begins Gulliver's Travels.
1721 Pope Innocent XIII succeeds Pope Clement XI as the 244th pope.
1722 - The Silence Dogood letters appear, written by Benjamin Franklin.
1723 Louis XV of France attains his majority.
1724 - Pope Benedict XIII, born Pierro Orsini, succeeds Pope Innocent XIII as the 245th pope.
1725 Catherine I becomes Empress of Russia on the death of her husband, Peter the Great.
1726 - Isaac Newton tells William Stukeley the story of how he developed his theory of gravity.
1727 George, Prince of Wales, becomes King George II of Great Britain on the death of his father
1728 - Voltaire ends his exile in England
1729 Baltimore, Maryland is founded.
1730 - Pope Clement XII succeeds Pope Benedict XIII as the 246th pope.
1731 The town of Raynham, Massachusetts in Bristol County is entered as a new town by the governor and court of Massachusetts, New England, America.
1732 - The original Covent Garden Theatre Royal (now the Royal Opera House) is opened.
1733 Molasses Act passed by Parliament of Great Britain, which aided in the negative opinions of the British by American Colonists.
1734 - The Dzików Confederation is created in Poland.
1735 Pluto (not known at this time) enters a fourteen year period inside the orbit of Neptune, which will not recur until 1979.
1736 - The Genbun era begins in Japan. The era of Kyōhō Reforms ends.
1737 The planet Venus passes in front of Mercury. The event is witnessed during the evening hours by the amateur astronomer John Bevis at the Royal Greenwich Observatory. As of 2006, it is still the only such planet/planet occultation that has been directly observed.
1738 - The Treaty of Vienna is ratified.
1739 The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences is founded in Stockholm.
1740 - Pope Benedict XIV succeeds Pope Clement XII as the 247th pope.
1741 The New York Slave Insurrection, a plot to set fire to New York City, is discovered.
Space Corps Directive 1742: No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee!
1743 Henry Pelham becomes British Prime Minister.
1744 - France declares war on Great Britain.
1745 Frederick the Great destroys the Austrian army at the Battle of Hohenfriedberg.
1746 - The wearing of the kilt is banned in Scotland by the Dress Act.
1747 Prince William IV of Orange becomes stadtholder of all the provinces of the United Provinces.
1748 - Maastricht is conquered by Maurice de Saxe.
1749 King George II of Great Britain grants the Ohio Company a charter of land around the forks of the Ohio River.
1750: World population: 791,000,000
1751 The future King George III of the United Kingdom succeeds his father as heir-apparent to the British throne (later that year, he's named Prince of Wales). His mother Augusta of Saxe-Gotha becomes Dowager Princess of Wales.
1752 - Great Britain and the British Empire adopts the Gregorian calendar
1753 first official Saint Patrick's Day
1754 - The Albany Congress of New England Colonies proposes an American Union.
1755 French and Indian War – Braddock Expedition: British troops and colonial militiamen are ambushed and suffer a devastating defeat inflicted by French and Indian forces. During the battle, British General Edward Braddock is mortally wounded. Colonel George Washington survives.
1756 - Frederick II of Prussia forces his country's peasants to grow the unpopular and obscure potato.
1757 French and Indian War: A French army under Louis-Joseph de Montcalm forces the English to surrender Fort William Henry. The French army's Indian allies slaughter the survivors for unclear reasons.
1758 - Pope Clement XIII succeeds Pope Benedict XIV as the 248th pope.
1759 George Washington marries Martha Dandridge Custis.
1760 - The Great Fire of Boston, Massachusetts, destroys 349 buildings.
1761 The slave trade to and within Portugal is forbidden.
1762 - Britain declares war on Spain and Naples.
1763 The Royal Proclamation of 1763 is issued by George III of the United Kingdom, restricting westward expansion of British North America and stabilizing relations with indigenous peoples of the Americas.
1764 - The Sugar Act is passed
1765 The Parliament of Great Britain passes the Stamp Act, imposing the first direct tax levied from Great Britain on the thirteen American colonies. This is to help pay for British military operations in North America. Great Britain passes the Quartering Act, requiring the thirteen American colonies to house British troops.
1766 - Christian VII becomes King of Denmark.
1767 William Tryon, governor of the Royal Colony of North Carolina, signs a contract with architect John Hawks to build Tryon Palace, a lavish Georgian style governor's mansion on the New Bern waterfront.
1768 - After the Treaty of Versailles, the island of Corsica is ceded by Genoa to France.
1769 Pope Clement XIV succeeds Pope Clement XIII as the 249th pope.
1770 - Fourteen-year-old Marie Antoinette arrives at the French court.
1771 Plague Riot in Moscow resulting from an outbreak of bubonic plague which kills 57,000.
1772 - Johann Friedrich Struensee and Queen Caroline Matilda are arrested, leading to his execution and her banishment from Denmark.
1773 Boston Tea Party: A group of Americans, dressed as Mohawk Indians, steal aboard ships of the British East India Company and dump their cargo of tea into Boston Harbor.
1774 - The First Continental Congress assembles in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
1775 Pope Pius VI succeeds Pope Clement XIV as the 250th pope. Lexington and Concord.
1776 - The American Revolution... :P
1777 Battle of Princeton: American general George Washington defeats British general Charles Cornwallis.
1778 - Louis XVI of France declares war on the Kingdom of Great Britain.
1779 American Revolutionary War: In support of the U.S., Spain declares war on England.
1780 - Benedict Arnold flees to British-held New York.
1781 The United States Continental Congress implements the Articles of Confederation, forming its Perpetual Union as the United States in Congress Assembled.
1782 - American Revolutionary War: In Paris, representatives from the United States and the Kingdom of Great Britain sign preliminary peace articles.
1783 American Revolutionary War: Britain acknowledges the United States independence.
1784: The Congress of the United States ratifies the Treaty of Paris with Great Britain to end the American Revolutionary War, with the signature of President of Congress Thomas Mifflin.
1785 The University of Georgia is founded.
1786 - Treaty of Hopewell is signed between the United States of America and the Choctaw Nation.
1787 The United States Constitution is adopted by the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia.
1788 - Annual British iron production reaches 68,000 tons.
1789 United States presidential elections and House of Representatives elections are held. The United States Congress proposes a set of 12 amendments for ratification by the states. Ratification for 10 of these proposals is completed on December 5, 1791, creating the United States Bill of Rights.
1790 - – U.S. President George Washington gives the first State of the Union Address.
1791 Ratification by the states of the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution is completed, creating the United States Bill of Rights.
1792 - France declares war against Austria.
1793 George Washington holds the first Cabinet meeting as President of the United States.
1794 - The first session of the United States Senate is open to the public.
1795 The Eleventh Amendment to the United States Constitution is passed.
1796 - Tennessee is admitted as the 16th U.S. state.
1797 The Treaty of Tripoli (a peace treaty between the United States and Tripoli) is signed at Algiers
1798 - Napoleon occupies Cairo.
1799 Napoleon overthrows the French Directory. George Washington, first President of the United States, dies in Mount Vernon, Virginia.
1800 - The U.S. Library of Congress is founded.
1801 John Marshall is appointed Chief Justice of the United States.
1802 - World population exceeds one billion (estimated).
1803 people realise the post count will slow dramatically in about 209 posts time
1804 - The Napoleonic Code is adopted as French civil law.
1805 Thomas Jefferson is sworn in for a second term as President of the United States.
1806 - The year started on a Wednesday.
1807 Napoleon attacks Russia.
1808... I'm sure something interesting happened.
1810. What is this year about? I can't remember.
1811 Venezuela declares its independence from Spain.
1812 Overture is best music.
1813 James Madison is sworn in as President of the United States, for his second term.
1814 facts are always fun! ^_^
1815 War of 1812 – Battle of New Orleans: American forces under General Andrew Jackson defeat an invading British force.
1816 - The patenting of the Sterling engine.
1817 James Monroe succeeds James Madison as President of the United States of America.
The Panic of 1819, the first major financial crisis in the United States, begins.
1820 - King George IV ascends to the Throne.
1821 James Monroe is sworn in for his second term as President of the United States.
1822 - Coffee is unbanned in Sweden.
1823 James Monroe first introduces the Monroe Doctrine in the State of the Union Address, declaring that any European attempts to recolonize the Americas would be considered a hostile act towards the United States.
1824 - Charles X succeeds his brother Louis XVIII as King of France.
1825 John Quincy Adams succeeds James Monroe as President of the United States. Gregor MacGregor issues a £300,000 loan with 2.5% interest through the London bank of Thomas Jenkins & Company. His actions lead to the Panic of 1825, the first modern stock market crash in London.
1826 - Pedro I of Brazil abdicates as King of Portugal
1827 Kingdom of Hawaii: The Diocese of Honolulu is founded.
1828 - Ányos Jedlik creates the world's first electric motor.
1829 Andrew Jackson succeeds John Quincy Adams as the seventh President of the United States of America. Pope Pius VIII succeeds Pope Leo XII as the 253rd pope.
1830 - The Indian Removal Act
1831 Pope Gregory XVI succeeds Pope Pius VIII as the 254th pope.
1832 - Andrew Jackson is re-elected as President.
1833 Andrew Jackson is sworn in for his second term as President of the United States.
1834 - Slavery is abolished in the British Empire.
1835 The United States public debt contracts to $0 for the only time in history. An assassination is attempted against President Andrew Jackson in the United States Capitol (the first assassination attempt against a President of the United States).
1836 - Martin Van Buren is elected as the President of the United States.
1837 Samuel Morse patents the telegraph.
1838 -Coronation of Queen Victoria takes place at Westminster Abbey in London
1839 The Emperor Minh Mạng renames Việt Nam to Đại Nam.
1840 : William Henry Harrison is elected as the ninth President of the United States.
1841 President William Henry Harrison dies of pneumonia, becoming the first President of the United States to die in office and at one month, the American president with the shortest term served. He is succeeded by Vice President John Tyler, who becomes the tenth President of the United States.
1842 : "南京条约"，结束了鸦片战争，使香港成为英国的殖民地。
1843 Ulysses S. Grant graduates from West Point 21st from a class of 39. John J. Peck graduates from West Point 8th from a class of 39.
1844: Charles Goodyear receives a patent for vulcanization, a process to strengthen rubber.
1845 The rubber band is invented in England.
1846 - Pope Pius IX succeeds Pope Gregory XVI as the 255th pope.
1847 U.S. general Winfield Scott enters Mexico City, marking the end of organized Mexican resistance in the US-Mexican War.
1848 Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels publish the Communist Manifesto.
1849 Zachary Taylor refuses to be sworn in office on a Sabbath (Sunday). Urban legend holds that David Rice Atchison, President pro tempore of the United States Senate was President de jure for a single day.
1850: World Population: 1.2 billion (approximate).
1851 The flip of a coin determines whether a new city in the Oregon Territory is named after Boston, Massachusetts, or Portland, Maine, with Portland winning.
1852 - Franklin Pierce is elected as the 14th President of the United States.
1853 Potato chips are first prepared.
1854: The Republican Party (United States) is founded in Ripon, Wisconsin.
1855 The U.S. Congress appropriates $30,000 to create the U.S. Camel Corps.
1856: Christchurch, New Zealand is chartered as a city.
Panic of 1857 begins: Speculation in U.S. railroad shares and collapse of the Ohio Life Insurance and Trust Company trigger a financial crisis which will extend to Europe.
1858: Papers by Darwin and Wallace announcing a theory of evolution by natural selection are read at London's Linnean Society
1859 U.S. Congressman Daniel Sickles shoots Philip Barton Key for having an affair with his wife.
1860 - Abraham Lincoln is elected as the 16th President of the United States.
1861 President-elect Abraham Lincoln arrives secretly in Washington, D.C. after an assassination attempt in Baltimore, Maryland.
1862: Otto von Bismarck becomes prime minister of Prussia.
1863 Abraham Lincoln signs the Emancipation Proclamation during the second year of the American Civil War, making the abolition of slavery in the confederate states an official war goal. It proclaims the freedom of 3.1 million of the nation's four million slaves, and immediately frees 50,000 of them, with the rest freed as Union armies advanced.
U.S. presidential election, 1864: Abraham Lincoln is reelected in an overwhelming victory over George B. McClellan.
1865 U. S. President Abraham Lincoln is shot at Ford's Theatre in Washington, D.C. by John Wilkes Booth. Doctors attend to the President in the theater then move him to a house across the street. He goes into a coma upon being laid diagonally on a bed. U.S. Secretary of State William H. Seward and his family are attacked in his home by Lewis Powell.
1866; Student Ferdinand Cohen-Blind fails to assassinate Otto von Bismarck in Unter den Linden in Berlin.
1867 In a New York City theater, British author Charles Dickens gives his first public reading in the United States.
1868: U.S. President Andrew Johnson grants unconditional pardon to all Civil War rebels.
1869 Ulysses S. Grant succeeds Andrew Johnson as the 18th President of the United States of America.
1870: France declares war on Prussia.
1871 U.S President Ulysses S. Grant signs the Civil Rights Act.
U.S. presidential election, 1872: Ulysses S. Grant defeats Horace Greeley.
1873 The U.S. Congress enacts the Comstock Law, making it illegal to send any "obscene, lewd, or lascivious" books through the mail.
1874: Democrats gain control of the United States House of Representatives for the first time since 1860.
1875 Bizet's Carmen is first performed at the Opéra Comique, Paris.
1876: The Centennial Exposition begins in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
In the Compromise of 1877, the U.S. presidential election, 1876 is resolved with the selection of Rutherford B. Hayes as the winner, even though Samuel J. Tilden had won the popular vote on November 7, 1876.
1878: Pope Leo XIII succeeds Pope Pius IX as the 256th pope.
1879 Thomas Edison demonstrates incandescent lighting to the public for the first time in Menlo Park, New Jersey.
U.S. presidential election, 1880: James Garfield defeats Winfield S. Hancock.
1881 Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell form the Oriental Telephone Company.
1882 Anglo-Egyptian War: British troops occupy Cairo, and Egypt becomes a British protectorate.
1883 The first electric lighting system employing overhead wires begins service in Roselle, New Jersey (it was built by Thomas Edison).
1884: The Washington Monument is completed.
1885 The first successful appendectomy is performed by Dr. William W. Grant on Mary Gartside.
1886: Karl Benz patents the first successful gasoline-driven automobile, the Benz Patent Motorwagen
1887 The United States Senate allows the Navy to lease Pearl Harbor as a naval base.
1888: Wilhelm II is crowned German Emperor.
1889 The Nintendo Koppai (Later Nintendo Company, Limited) is founded by Fusajiro Yamauchi to produce and market Hanafuda playing cards.
1890: Wilhelm II of Germany dismisses Otto von Bismarck.
1891 Arthur Conan Doyle's detective Sherlock Holmes appears in The Strand Magazine for the first time.
1892: Prince George (later George V) becomes Duke of York.
1893 Thomas A. Edison finishes construction of the first motion picture studio in West Orange, New Jersey.
1894: Dreyfus affair: French Army officer Alfred Dreyfus is arrested for spying
1895 In Munich, bicyclists have to pass a test and display license plates.
U.S. presidential election, 1896: Republican William McKinley defeats William Jennings Bryan.
1897 Mark Twain, responding to rumors that he is dead, is quoted by the New York Journal as saying, "The report of my death was an exaggeration."
1898: Empress Dowager Cixi of China engineers a coup d'etat, marking the end of the Hundred Days' Reform; the Guangxu Emperor is arrested.
1899 A large standing stone at Stonehenge falls over, the most recent time this has happened.
1900: World Population: 1,650,000,000 (approximate).
1901 The U.S. stock market crashes.
1902: Edward VII is crowned King of the United Kingdom.
1903 Pope Pius X succeeds Pope Leo XIII as the 257th pope.
1904: U.S. Army engineers begin work on The Panama Canal.
1905 Albert Einstein works on the special theory of relativity as well as the theory of Brownian motion.
1906: SOS becomes an international distress signal.
1907 The first taxicabs with taxi meters begin operating in London.
The 1908 Summer Olympics begin in London.
1909 Joan of Arc is beatified in Rome.
1910: George V becomes King of the United Kingdom upon the death of his father, Edward VII.
1911 The theft of the Mona Lisa is discovered in the Louvre.
1912: RMS Titanic strikes an iceberg in the northern Atlantic Ocean. She sinks the following day with the loss of 1517 lives.
1913 Italy returns the Mona Lisa to France.
1914: The First World War begins!
1915 In Washington, D.C. the first stone of the Lincoln Memorial is put into place.
1916: WWI – More than 1 million soldiers die during the Battle of the Somme, including 60,000 casualties for the British Commonwealth on the first day.
1917 WWI: The United States declares war on Germany.
1918: WWI ends: Germany signs an armistice agreement with the Allies between 5:12 AM and 5:20 AM in Marshal Foch's railroad car in Compiègne Forest in France. It becomes official on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month.
1919 The Treaty of Versailles is signed, ending World War I.
1920: Adolf Hitler presents his National Socialist program in Munich.
1921 The Allies of World War I reparations commission announce that Germany has to pay 132 billion gold marks ($33 trillion) in annual installments of 2.5 billion.
1922: Pope Pius XI (Achille Ratti) succeeds Pope Benedict XV as the 259th pope.
1923 Vladimir Lenin suffers his third stroke, which renders him bedridden and unable to speak; consequently he retires his position as Chairman of the Soviet government.
1924: Adolf Hitler is sentenced to 5 years in jail for his participation in the Beer Hall Putsch
1925 Benito Mussolini (Il Duce) announces he is taking dictatorial powers over Italy.
1926: Birth of Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom.
1927 Communist Party congress condemns all deviation from the general party line in the USSR.
1928: Chiang Kai-shek is named as Generalissimo of the Nationalist Government of the Republic of China.
1929 St. Valentine's Day Massacre: Seven gangsters, rivals of Al Capone, are murdered in Chicago.
1930: National Socialists win 107 seats in the German Parliament (18.3% of all the votes), making them the second largest party.
1931 The USS Arizona is placed back in full commission after a refit.
1932: German president Hindenburg begins negotiations with Adolf Hitler about the formation of a new government.
1933 The Reichstag passes the Enabling Act, making Adolf Hitler dictator of Germany.
1934: Adolf Hitler becomes Führer of Germany, becoming head of state as well as Chancellor.
1935 Adolf Hitler announces German rearmament in violation of the Versailles Treaty.
1936: Prince Albert, Duke of York, becomes King, reigning as King George VI.
1937 In the Reich Chancellery, Adolf Hitler holds a secret meeting and states his plans for acquiring "living space" for the German people (recorded in the Hossbach Memorandum).
1938: Kristallnacht: In Germany, the "night of broken glass" begins as Nazi activists and sympathizers loot and burn Jewish businesses (the all night affair sees 7,500 Jewish businesses destroyed, 267 synagogues burned, 91 Jews killed, and at least 25,000 Jewish men arrested).
1939 Pope Pius XII (Cardinal Pacelli) succeeds Pope Pius XI as the 260th pope. Adolf Hitler orders the German military to start planning for Fall Weiss, the codename for the invasion of Poland.
1940: The Nazi German concentration and extermination camp Auschwitz-Birkenau, the largest of the German concentration camps, opens in occupied Poland near the town of Oświęcim. Between May 1940 and January 1945, around 1.1 million people will be killed here.
1941 The Imperial Japanese Navy launches a surprise attack on the United States fleet at Pearl Harbor, thus drawing the United States into World War II. The attack is announced on radio stations in the US at about 2:26 p.m. EST (19.26 GMT). President of the United States Franklin D. Roosevelt's "Infamy" Address to a Joint Session of Congress at 12:30 p.m. EST (17.30 GMT) and transmitted live over all four major national networks attracts the largest audience ever for an American radio broadcast, over 81% of homes. Winston Churchill becomes the first British Prime Minister to address a joint session of the U.S. Congress.
1942: The Nazi German extermination camp Treblinka II opens in occupied Poland near the village of Treblinka. Between July 23, 1942 and October 1943, around 850,000 people are killed there, more than 800,000 of whom are Jews.
1943 In Russia, the Battle of Stalingrad comes to an end with the surrender of the German 6th Army.
1944: Adolf Hitler survives an assassination attempt by Claus von Stauffenberg.
1945 Adolf Hitler and his wife of one day, Eva Braun, commit suicide as the Red Army approaches the Führerbunker in Berlin. Karl Dönitz succeeds Hitler as President of Germany; Joseph Goebbels succeeds Hitler as Chancellor of Germany. Atomic bomb. V-E Day and V-J Day.
1946: Nazi War criminals convicted in the Nuremberg Trials are executed by hanging in a gymnasium in the Nuremberg Palace of Justice premises.
1947 Proceedings of the U.S. Congress are televised for the first time.
1948 Arab-Israeli War: The British Mandate of Palestine is officially terminated; expeditionary forces from Egypt, Transjordan, Syria and Iraq invade Israel and clash with Israeli forces.
1949 U.S. Harry S. Truman announced that the USSR had the atomic bomb
1950: World Population: 2,500,000,000
1951 Winston Churchill is re-elected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in a general election which sees the defeat of Clement Attlee's Labour government after six years in power.
1952: Elizabeth II is proclaimed Queen of the United Kingdom
1953 President Harry S. Truman announces the United States has developed a hydrogen bomb.
1954: The world's first atomic power station opens at Obninsk, near Moscow.
1955 The Vietnam War begins between the South Vietnam Army and the North Vietnam Army in which the latter is allied with the Viet Cong.
United States presidential election, 1956: Republican incumbent Dwight D. Eisenhower defeats Democrat challenger Adlai E. Stevenson in a rematch of their contest 4 years earlier.
1957 United States Senator Strom Thurmond (D-SC) sets the record for the longest filibuster with his 24-hour, 18-minute speech railing against a civil rights bill.
1958: Pope John XXIII succeeds Pope Pius XII as the 261st pope.
1959 NASA announces its selection of seven military pilots to become the first U.S. astronauts (later known as the Mercury Seven).
United States presidential election, 1960: In a close race, John F. Kennedy is elected over Richard Nixon, to become (at 43) the second youngest man to serve at the President of the United States, and the youngest man elected to this position.
1961 Neil Armstrong records a world record speed in a rocket plane of 6,587 km/h flying a X-15.
1962: The United Nations General Assembly elects U Thant of Burma as the new UN Secretary-General.
1963 Pope Paul VI (Giovanni Battista Montini) succeeds Pope John XXIII as the 262nd pope.
United States presidential election, 1964: Incumbent President Lyndon B. Johnson defeats Republican challenger Barry Goldwater with over 60 percent of the popular vote.
1965 Gemini 3: NASA launches the United States' first 2-person crew (Gus Grissom, John Young) into Earth orbit.
1966: Star Trek ('nuff said :P)
1967 Apollo program: NASA launches a Saturn V rocket carrying the unmanned Apollo 4 test spacecraft from Cape Kennedy.
1968: U.S. presidential election, 1968: Republican challenger Richard M. Nixon defeats the Democratic candidate, Vice President Hubert Humphrey, and American Independent Party candidate George C. Wallace.
1969 Apollo program: The lunar module Eagle lands on the lunar surface. An estimated 500 million people worldwide watch in awe as Neil Armstrong takes his historic first steps on the Moon at 02:56 UTC, the largest television audience for a live broadcast at that time
In the early 1970's, the TV show Star Trek, was a big hit. During the show's reruns through syndication did the show grab a cult-following, eventually resulting in the very successful Star Trek movie series.
1971 Apollo 14 lands on the Moon.
U.S. presidential election, 1972: Republican incumbent Richard Nixon defeats Democratic Senator George McGovern in a landslide (the election had the lowest voter turnout since 1948, with only 55 percent of the electorate voting).
1973, the OAPEC declares an oil embargo in light of the US decision to supply the Israeli military.
The 1974 FIFA World Cup begins in West Germany.
1975, the Altair 8800 sparks the microcomputing revolution, resulting in the technological spike that lead to the 21st century!
1976: United States Bicentennial: From coast to coast, the United States celebrates the 200th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.
1977, Apple Computer is incorporated, leading to the [s:21vk7lzk]grand mess[/s:21vk7lzk] glory we have today!
1978: Pope John Paul I succeeds Pope Paul VI as the 263rd Pope.
1979, The United States and China establish full diplomatic relations.
United States presidential election, 1980: Republican challenger and former Governor Ronald Reagan (THE ACTOR!?) of California defeats incumbent Democratic President Jimmy Carter
April 1981, Daylight Savings Time is introduced officially into the Soviet Union.
1982 The Falklands War begins: Argentina invades and occupies the Falkland Islands.
1983 The final episode of M*A*S*H is aired and the record of most watched episode is broken.
1984: Big Brother is Watching YOU.
1985 U.S. Route 66 is officially decommissioned.
1986 Pope John Paul II officially visits the Synagogue of Rome, the first time a modern Pope has visited a synagogue
July 1987, Australian Prime Minister Robert Hawke's government is re-elected for a third term.
United States presidential election, 1988: George H. W. Bush is elected over Michael Dukakis becoming the first sitting Vice President of the United States in 200 years to be elected as President of the United States.
January 1989, President of the United States Ronald Reagan delivers his farewell address to the nation.
The 1990 FIFA World Cup begins in Italy.
February 1991, Voters in Lithuania support independence.
United States presidential election, 1992: Bill Clinton is elected the 42nd President of the United States.
November 1993, TLO Senator Andzzy is born.
1994: The planet Jupiter is hit by 21 large fragments of Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9 over the course of 6 days
1995 Oklahoma City bombing: 168 people, including 8 Federal Marshals and 19 children, are killed at the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building. Timothy McVeigh and one of his accomplices, Terry Nichols, set off the bomb.
February 1996, The U.S. Embassy in Athens, Greece comes under mortar fire.
1997 NASA's Pathfinder space probe lands on the surface of Mars.
March 1998, Data sent from the Galileo probe indicates that Jupiter's moon Europa has a liquid ocean under a thick crust of ice.
1999 The euro is established.
January 2000, New Zealand broadcasting on Chatham Island is watched worldwide to start millennium celebrations and the Year 2000 problem begins.
2001 Nearly 3,000 are killed in the September 11 attacks at the World Trade Center in New York City; the Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia; and in rural Shanksville, Pennsylvania after American Airlines Flight 11 and United Airlines Flight 175 crash into the World Trade Center's Twin Towers, American Airlines Flight 77 crashes into the Pentagon, and United Airlines Flight 93 crashes into grassland in Shanksville.
2002; Elizabeth II's sister Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon dies in her sleep aged 71 after suffering a major stroke.
2003 STS-107: Space Shuttle Columbia is launched on its last flight.
2004: NASA's MER-A (Spirit) and MER-B (Opportunity) landed on Mars.
2005 Pope Benedict XVI succeeds Pope John Paul II, becoming the 265th pope.
2006: The final contact attempt with Pioneer 10 receives no response
2007 NASA's MESSENGER spacecraft makes its second fly-by of Venus en route to Mercury.
2008: Over 69,000 are killed in central south-west China by the Wenchuan quake, an earthquake measuring 7.9 Moment magnitude scale. The epicenter is 90 kilometers (56 mi) west-northwest of the provincial capital Chengdu, Sichuan province.
2009 NASA launches the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter/LCROSS probes to the Moon, the first American lunar mission since Lunar Prospector in 1998.
2010: The tallest man-made structure to date, the Burj Khalifa in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, is officially opened.
2011 U.S. President Barack Obama announces that Osama bin Laden, the founder and leader of the militant group Al-Qaeda, has been killed during an American military operation in Pakistan.
2012: Curiosity, the Mars Science Laboratory mission's rover, successfully lands on Mars.
The MAVEN spacecraft, part of NASA's Mars Scout Program, is set to launch in 2013
2014 Winter Olympics will be held in Sochi, Russia.
July 1, 2015 Earth, Venus, and Jupiter will be aligned.
2016: NASA's Juno spacecraft is expected to arrive at Jupiter
August 21 2017 – A total solar eclipse will take place. This will be the first total solar eclipse of the 21st century for the United States, and the first visible in the continental U.S. since February 26, 1979. Totality will occur along a path curving from Oregon to South Carolina, and will last at most for 2 minutes and 40.2 seconds. The location and time of "greatest eclipse" will be on the western edge of Christian County, Kentucky, at 36.9715 degrees north and 87.6559 degrees west, occurring at 18:25 UTC. NASA is expected to conduct the maiden flight of its Space Launch System, the replacement for the Space Shuttle program, which was ended in 2011.
2018 Winter Olympics to be held in Pyeongchang, South Korea.
2019 Planned launch of Euclid
The 2020 Summer Olympics will be celebrated in either Istanbul, Madrid or Tokyo. The host city will be announced on September 7, 2013.
2021 Earliest expected date for the first manned Orion mission.
2022: FIFA's World Cup will be hosted by Qatar.
2023 Mars One hopes to establish the first human settlement on Mars.
2025 Both Voyager 1 and Voyager 2 space probes have sufficient electrical power to operate their radio transmitters until at least 2025. Possible manned mission to Mars.
In 2026, World War III begins over the issue of genetic engineering and Human genome enhancement. Among the major players of the war is Colonel Phillip Green, whose actions led to some 37 million deaths.
In 2026, World War III begins over the issue of genetic engineering and Human genome enhancement. Among the major players of the war is Colonel Phillip Green, whose actions led to some 37 million deaths.
(Ignore the errors above. :P) now back on track.
2027 Asteroid (137108) 1999 AN10 will pass within 388,960 km (0.0026 AU) of the Earth.
2028: Asteroid (35396) 1997 XF11 will pass 0.0062 AU (930,000 km; 580,000 mi) from the Earth.
2029 The digital time capsule 'A Message From Earth' reaches its destination on the planet Gliese 581 c.
2030: Supposed birth year of Zefram Cochrane
2031 Researchers and investors in space elevator technology hope to start funding the construction of the first elevator by 2031.
2032: Projected return to Earth orbit of object J002E3, the discarded S-IVB third stage of the Apollo 12 Saturn V.
2033 NASA hopes to send humans to Mars
2034: Switzerland will phase out the last of its nuclear power plants.
2035 Fully functioning artificial eyes are predicted to be available
2036: close approach to Earth by asteroid 99942 Apophis. The 20-million-ton object has a 1 in 250,000 chance of hitting Earth on Easter Sunday
2037 The third manned space mission to travel outside of the confines of the Terran solar system, the Charybdis, takes place this year
Year 2038 problem: A common computing representation of date and time will overflow, with potential results similar to the year 2000 problem.
2039 According to the United States Census Bureau, population of the United States will reach 400 million
2040: Projected completion date for the Trans-European Transport Networks (TEN-T) rail corridor running from Germany to southern Italy
2041 Scheduled completion of the proposed project to create a railroad connecting Moscow to New York.
2042 (fictional): On Earth, the final game of the World Series baseball championship is attended by only 300 spectators. It is won by the London Kings and their third baseman, Buck Bokai.
2043 The Indian Economy could surpass the US Economy, predicted by Goldman Sachs.
2044 (fictional): The Earth spaceship Charybdis reaches the Theta 116 system.
2045 Time magazine predicts humans will be immortal by this year.
Nothing happens in 2046!
2047 In the Star Trek universe the city of Los Angeles is struck by the Hermosa Earthquake causing parts of the city to fall into the sea.
2048: Asteroid 2007 VK184 has a chance of 1 in 3030 of hitting Earth in this year.
2049 The very earliest and possible response signal from the Gliese 581 vicinity, should there be one by intelligent extraterrestrial life, will be received. A signal was transmitted to the Gliese 581 vicinity in August 2009, taking about 20.3 years to reach its destination.
2050, Shannon Janeway and her children and grandchildren take a family picture!
2051 According to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Technical Manual (page 83), Earth-based aircraft carriers were phased out by this year.
2052: The events of Deus Ex take place in this year.
2053, Finally, The Third World War on Earth ends. Six hundred million people are dead, numerous major cities are destroyed or heavily damaged, and most of the major governments are in ruins. One of the major combatants in the war was the Eastern Coalition, or ECON.
2054: The United Nations believes the world population will cross the 9 billion mark in this year.
2055 will be a common year starting on Friday of the Gregorian calendar.
2056 Colonel Green addresses his followers regarding his views on eugenics.
2057 The world's oil supply is officially depleted.
2058: The Beatles catalogue will enter the public domain, assuming that copyright is not extended again.
2059 Futurist Simon Hopkins predicts the collapse of modern economic systems.
2060: One third of the world's energy could be solar, according to projections by the International Energy Agency
2061 Commercial mining of the Moon's elements could be economically feasible.
The Jetsons is supposed to take place in the year 2062.
2063 Zefram Cochrane launches the Phoenix, mankind's first manned warp-capable ship, from Bozeman, Montana with Commander William Riker and Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge as passengers from the Enterprise-E. Its brief warp flight is detected by a Vulcan survey ship, the T'Plana-Hath, passing through the local sector, and the ship changes course to investigate. This leads to the historic First Contact between Humans and extraterrestrial life (of public record, as earlier unofficial and unbeknownst contacts had been made).
2064: Zefram Cochrane mentions details about First Contact in a commencement address at Princeton University, revealing what "really" happened during the events leading up to First Contact. He claimed that it involved "a group of cybernetic creatures from the future" who attempted to prevent the successful warp flight of the Phoenix and whose ultimate goal was the enslavement of humanity. According to Cochrane, they were defeated by a group of Humans who were also from the future and who had seemingly followed them back through time.
In 2065, The SS Valiant launched. The SS Valiant was Earth's first true interstellar starship hastily developed shortly after Zefram Cochrane's first warp flight by the United Earth Space Probe Agency (UESPA) using easily obtainable parts and materials. Only the landing module and warp nacelles were designed and built from scratch, while the fusion reactor was adapted from maritime naval use. Following Cochrane's success, a mission to those star systems known to contain planets become an immediate priority, even among the war-ravaged population who viewed the mission as a symbol of Earth's recovery and future among the other races of the galaxy.
2066: The UK is projected to have at least half a million people aged over 100
2067 The space probe Friendship 1 is launched from Earth.
2068, OH NOES! Sadly, the Draco lizard becomes extinct.
2069 The Earth colony ship SS Conestoga is launched with the mission of colonizing the planet Terra Nova
2071 nothing happens
The events of the video game Deus Ex: Invisible War take place in 2072.
2073 Zefram Cochrane makes the statement "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man and let history make its own judgments".
2074: The Green Wall of China is scheduled to be completed.
2075 Vanik joins the Vulcan Space Program.
2076: the planetoid 90377 Sedna is expected to reach its perihelion, its closest point to the Sun. It is expected to reach a distance of 76 AU, or 76 times the average distance Earth is from the Sun. Sedna has a highly elliptical orbit, thus it is difficult to locate —at its aphelion, it reaches a distance of about 942 AU. This date is subject to adjustment as Sedna's orbit is still being refined.
2078 The SS Conestoga reaches Terra Nova and founds Terra Nova colony.
2079 In this year, the number of stars on the United States of America flag changes from the 52 displayed since 2033.
2080: According to The China Modernization Report, China is expected to be one of the most developed countries in the world, equivalent to the level of the United States of the early 21st century.
2081 An asteroid strikes the planet upon which the Terra Nova colony is founded.
2082: All classified information held by the British Government about the Falklands War is to be released to the public.
2083 Earth's Space Agency plan to send a second wave of 200 to settlers to Terra Nova colony. Mark Logan leads a group of colonists opposed to the arrival of newcomers, even threatening to use force against them. After a series of hostile communications, contact with the colony ceases for decades.
2084: Lease held by the Pitjantjatjara on Uluru to Australian government set to expire.
2086: On Acamar III, a blood feud between the Lornak and Tralesta clans begins, which will eventually end 200 years later with the near extinction of the Tralesta
2087 The film The Adventures of Pluto Nash takes place in 2087.
2088: Mercury occults Jupiter, first time since 1708, but very close to the Sun and impossible to view with naked eye.
2089 Half life 3: Gabe Newell dies, and Half life 3 is finally released to gamers around the world
2090: On July 8 or August 7 (depending on date notation), at 12:34:56, the time and date will read 12:34:56 7/8/90.
2091 Back to the Future: The Animated Series episode "Solar Sailors" is set on December 15 of this year.
2092: Work on cleaning up the site of the Oldbury Nuclear Power Station near Thornbury, South Gloucestershire, England, which was decommissioned on 29 February 2012, is scheduled to be complete no earlier than 2092
2093 By this year, Tret's people had lost tens of millions of people to the Loque'eque virus.
2094: Mercury occults Jupiter; it will be very close to the Sun and impossible to view with naked eye
2095 Operation Dark Storm is executed in 2095.
2097 Under the terms of the Treaty of 2097, the Andorian Class D planetoid Weytahn is officially claimed by the Vulcans, who call it Paan Mokar.
2099 The science fiction radio sitcom Nebulous is set in this year.
2100: On March 14 (which will be February 29 in the Julian calendar), the difference between the Julian calendar and the Gregorian calendar reaches 14 days
2101 Work on cleaning up the site of the Oldbury Nuclear Power Station near Thornbury, South Gloucestershire, England, which was decommissioned on 29 February 2012, is scheduled to be complete between 2092 and 2101.
2102: The ECS Horizon, an Earth J-class cargo starship, is commissioned.
2103 ST:The first Human colony on the planet Mars is established, marking the birth of the Martian colonies.
2104: Around this time, the Andorians established contact with the Aenar. The Aenar were previously only known to the Andorians as creatures from ancient myths and stories.
2105 The Redjac entity, incarnated as "Jack the Ripper", kills eight women at the Martian colonies.
2107 December 31 - Last year which can be represented using the File Allocation Table date format.
2109 April 27 – A time capsule placed under the floor boards of the Old Queens Building at Rutgers University on April 27, 2009 is scheduled to be opened
2110: According to the Discovery Channel documentary, Extreme Engineering, the Japanese proposed Shimizu Mega-City Pyramid could be complete sometime in this decade, most likely 2110
2111 Gralik Durr becomes the primary technician of the kemocite refining facility on a Xindi-Arboreal colony.
2112: Jonathan Archer is born in upstate New York on Earth.
2113 By this time on Earth, war, poverty, disease, and the causes thereof have been eliminated.
June 3, 2114: Solar eclipse of 6 minutes 32 seconds, saros 139.
2115 Dr. Phlox becomes a physician
December 11, 2117: Transit of Venus
2119 The Warp Five Complex is officially opened by Zefram Cochrane as part of the NX Program. Some time after this, Cochrane leaves the Alpha Centauri colony for an unknown destination. He is later presumed dead.
2120: The Earth survey ships HMS Lord Nelson and SS Seattle are launched.
2121 Commander Charles Tucker III, chief engineer of the Enterprise NX-01, is born on Earth in Panama City, Florida. Together with his father Henry Archer, nine-year-old Jonathan builds a model-spaceship.
2122: T'Pau is born on Vulcan.
2123 The colony ship SS Mariposa is launched from Earth's Baikonur Cosmodrome on a colonization mission to the Ficus sector.
2124: Henry Archer, Jonathan Archer's father, dies of Clarke's Disease.
December 8, 2125: Transit of Venus.
2126: Travis Mayweather is born on the ECS Horizon half-way between Draylax and Vega colony.
Video game Wipeout 3: Special Edition takes place in the year 2127.
2128: Birth of Patricia F. O'Malley.
2129 Hoshi Sato is born in Kyoto, Japan.
The events of Disney's The Black Hole (1979) take place in the year 2130.
2132-Paraagan mining colony on Paraagan II is established by a group of thirty miners.
2133 A Klingon vessel emerges from the Delphic Expanse with its crew being anatomically inverted, but still alive. The Klingon High Council subsequently forbids any attempts at entering the Expanse.
2134 Dr. Arik Soong steals a number of Augment embryos from Cold Station 12.
2135 T'Pol tracks down the fugitive Vulcan operatives Menos and Jossen to Risa and pursues them into the planet's jungles. She kills Jossen (thinking he was reaching for a weapon) but Menos escapes. The Earth starship HMS New Zealand is launched.
2136: The Vulcan Captain Vanik assumes command of the starship Ti'Mur
2137 Syrran discovers a katric ark on Vulcan containing the katra of Surak, and takes Surak's katra into his own mind. The Earth starship SS Buckaroo Banzai is launched
2138: Yolen starts his studies in geology.
2139 Emory Erickson attempts to top his earlier achievement by inventing a sub-quantum teleportation device, which was intended to make his transporter obsolete. However, his invention is a failure when he loses his son in subspace. Charles Tucker III joins Starfleet.
2141 The ECS Horizon encounters a group of Deltans. Fifteen-year old Travis Mayweather finds them very attractive and very open, so he tries to overcome his feelings with a hard workout.
2142 : Commander Shran assumes command of the Imperial Warship Kumari.
2143 The NX Program breaks the warp 2 barrier with the NX-Alpha pathfinder starship. Piloted by A.G. Robinson, NX-Alpha breaks apart after it reaches warp 2.2. Shortly after, Jonathan Archer and Robinson achieve warp 2.5 with NX-Beta on an unauthorized flight. The NX prototypes are grounded for three months after the incident.
2144: Duvall breaks warp 3 in the NX-Delta after eight months of pressure from the Vulcans to conduct further simulationse
2145 The Borg discover the existence of the Omega molecule.
2146: The Earth ship SS Urusei Yatsura is launched.
2147 Starfleet begins research on force fields
2148: Some time this year is the last time Phlox sees his second wife, Feezal.
2149 The construction of Enterprise NX-01, Earth's first warp 5-capable starship, begins.
2150: The final selection for the captaincy of the Enterprise NX-01 takes place between the Captains A.G. Robinson and Jonathan Archer. Admiral Maxwell Forrest gave the post to Archer.
2151 Earth Starfleet launches Enterprise NX-01, its first starship to use the warp five engine, opening up a new age of exploration for Earth. Enterprise also begins Humanity's involvement in the Temporal Cold War with the first encounter with the Suliban Cabal.
2152: Enterprise finds a small craft from the future adrift in space, and both the Suliban and the mysterious Tholians are intent on retrieving it. First contact between an Earth vessel and the Tholian Assembly occurs
2153 The construction of the second NX-class starship, Columbia, begins. Xindi attack Earth.
In 2154, a Klingon augment virus causes millions of Klingons to lose their cranial ridges, and the effects will not be countered until the 23rd century.
2156 The Earth-Romulan War begins
2157 The Illyrian ship disabled by Enterprise NX-01 in 2154 was slated to have returned to the Illyrian star system in this year.
2158 Shran fakes his own death in order to protect his family from criminals, business partners who believe he stole the Teneebian amethyst.
2159: A starship disappears near the Taurean region
2160 The Earth survey ship VK Velikan is launched.
2161: The United Federation of Planets is officially formed in San Francisco by representatives from Earth, Vulcan, Andoria and Tellar.
2162 The satellite Envisat, declared "dead" in 2012, is expected to deorbit and burn up in the atmosphere no earlier than 2162.
2163: The centennial of first contact between Earth and Vulcan.
2164 On Ligon II, supersedence is challenged by the First One, the ruling female of her planet.
2165 . Sarek of Vulcan is born.
2167: The Federation starship Archon visits planet Beta III. The ship is destroyed and its crew is melded into the planet's society by the powerful computer Landru.
2168 The starship Horizon visits Sigma Iotia II, a planet that was home to a pre-warp society. One of the ship's crew members accidentally leaves behind a book, Chicago Mobs of the Twenties. The Horizon is lost shortly after leaving the planet, but transmits a radio frequency distress call that will not be received by Starfleet until almost 100 years later.
2169: A Vulcan science vessel attempts to seal a subspace rupture in the Hanoli system. The attempt fails and the rupture expanded exponentially, obliterating the entire system. The science vessel is destroyed.
2170 A neutron star in a binary star system located in the Kavis Alpha sector explodes.
2171: The United Federation of Planets established a diplomatic relationship with the Tholian Assembly
2172 The Bajoran Akorem Laan disappears in the Denorios belt following an ion storm.
2173: Tieran becomes Autarch of Ilari.
2174 Work begins on the Krenim weapon ship sometime around this year.
2175: Jonathan Archer becomes a member of the Federation Council.
2176 John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars was set in the year 2176
2177: Nothing happened.
2183: The Earth colony ship DEV Eagle Valley is launched
2184 Jonathan Archer is elected Federation President
Mass Effect 3 takes place in the year 2186.
2187: The Earth survey ship SS Hatteras is launched
The Cat Who Walks Through Walls by Robert A. Heinlein begins in 2188.
The final scenes of The Timekeeper, a former ride at Disneyland parks, were set in Paris, 2189.
2190 A distress beacon, first used by starships working for the European Hegemony in 2123, is discontinued.
2192 Jonathan Archer steps down as Federation President.
2193: A time capsule at the York Civic Centre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada is intended to be opened that year.
The Ear, the Eye, and the Arm by Nancy Farmer occurs in 2194
2195: Robert April is born
2196 Starfleet retires the last Daedalus-class starship.
December 24, 2197: The Moon will occult Neptune
2199: The Matrix.
By 2200, it is predicted that a Type I civilization will form under the Kardashev scale, according to Nikolai Kardashev's extrapolation of 1% energy usage growth per year.
2202 The United Rigel Colonies is admitted to the United Federation of Planets. United Rigel Colonies is an interplanetary organization located in the Rigel (Beta Rigel) star system. The members of this organization are Rigel II, IV, V, VI, and X.
2203 ... nothing.
2209: Transporter psychosis is first diagnosed on Delinia II.
2210 Harry Kim's "uncle" Jack pilots a sleeper ship on a deep-space exploration trip to Beta Capricus. The rest of the crew go into stasis, while Jack spends the six months piloting the ship himself. Upon arrival, the "star" is found not to exist and to be only an electromagnetic echo of a distant galaxy. Jack chooses not to wake the rest of the crew before returning, after a further 6 month journey, back to Earth.
2214 A starship disappears near the Taurean region.
2215: Selcundi Drema begins to break apart, eventually forming an asteroid belt.
2216 Harry Kim's Sports Program Theta-2 was a holoprogram that included players from this years championship gold medal volleyball team.
2217: USS Valiant makes First Contact with Eminiar VII. Contact is lost with the Valiant when they become a casualty in the war between Eminiar VII and Vendikar.
2218 According to a speech given by John Gill, the Zeon colony on Ekos was established shortly after this year.
2219: Richard Daystrom is born.
2221: Triple conjunction of Mars and Saturn.
2222 Montgomery Scott is born.
December 2, 2223: At 12:32 UTC Mars will occult Jupiter.
CC-2224, nicknamed "Cody," was a clone marshal commander assigned to High Jedi General Obi-Wan Kenobi of the Grand Army of the Republic throughout the Clone Wars.
2225: According to production notes written in the era of the original series, starships of the Enterprise-type were first commissioned forty years before the second pilot episode.
2227: Leonard McCoy is born on Earth.
2228 According to Gene Roddenberry in The Making of Star Trek, James T. Kirk was born on 22 March of this year. However, canonically speaking, Kirk's year of birth was revealed to be 2233 in TOS: "The Deadly Years".
2229: Around this year, Dax attempts to solve an Altonian brain teaser for the first time.
2230 Spock is born on Vulcan to Sarek and his Human wife, Amanda.
2232 Janice Rand is born.
2233: James T. Kirk is born to George and Winona Kirk in Iowa.
2234 According to the Picard family album from Star Trek Generations, on April 10th at 1800 hours, the Gallic-Klingon Debating Society organizes a wine tasting of spring bottlings from Picard vineyards of LaBarre, France (European Union, Earth, Sol). This event was organized by Robt. Picard and the Onizuka Wing of Starfleet Academy. Plomeek soup was also to be served.
2236 The SS Columbia expedition from the American Continent Institute crash-lands on the planet Talos IV. Theodore Haskins and his entire party are killed, save one survivor named Vina. Before landing, the ship emits a radio-interference distress call that will be intercepted by the USS Enterprise in 2254.
2237: T'Pring is betrothed to Spock through a mind meld.
2238 Robert Johnson is born.
2239: Triple conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn
2240 Elaine Johnson is born.
2241: Montgomery Scott joins Starfleet and begins his engineering career.
2242 Vader, a resident of the Caldos colony, dies on the 23rd of September
2243: Richard Daystrom invents the duotronic computer and is subsequently awarded the Nobel and Zee-Magnees Prizes for his achievements.
2244 Doctor Elizabeth Dehner's medical records viewed in 2265 give Dehner's age as 21, suggesting she was born in 2244. However, it is unclear whether those records were up-to-date or whether they were from her last medical examination. In any event, she was born in the city of Delman.
2245: The USS Enterprise is launched from San Francisco Fleet Yards under the command of Captain Robert April.
2246 James T. Kirk - at the age of 13 - is one of nine surviving eyewitnesses to a massacre of some 4,000 colonists of Tarsus IV by Governor Kodos.
2247: Lenore Karidian is born.
2248 Starfleet loses contact with the probe Friendship 1, launched in 2067.
2249: Spock decides to abandon his plan to join the Vulcan Science Academy in favor of joining Starfleet.
2250 Spock enters Starfleet Academy, instead of enrolling at the Vulcan Science Academy, against Sarek's wishes.
2251: Christopher Pike assumes command of USS Enterprise, and takes the ship on its second five-year mission.
2252 Kirk befriends Lieutenant Commander Benjamin Finney, an instructor at Starfleet Academy.
2253: Leonard McCoy develops a revolutionary medical procedure involving brain tissue engrafting.
2254 Spock is assigned to the USS Enterprise as science officer.
2255: The Treaty of Armens is established between the Sheliak Corporate and the United Federation of Planets
2256 Leonard McCoy ends his relationship with (the future) Nancy Crater.
2257: 200 crewmembers of the USS Farragut are killed at Tycho IV by a dikironium cloud creature.
2258 The year that the Alternate Reality takes place (Star Trek 2009)
2260 The planet Cerberus is stricken by crop failure during Joanna McCoy's schooling there. Carter Winston uses his personal fortune to save the colony.
2261: Robert and Nancy Crater start their archaeological research on planet M-113
2262 Areel Shaw and James T. Kirk meet each other for the last time before Kirk's trial in 2267.
2263: One hundred fifty men, women, and children, led by Elias Sandoval, depart Earth for Omicron Ceti III to establish the future Omicron colony.
2264 Tuvok is born on Vulcanis Lunar Colony.
2265: Captain Kirk assumes command of the Enterprise for an historic five-year mission of exploration.
2266 Dr. Leonard McCoy replaces Dr. Mark Piper as ship's surgeon aboard the USS Enterprise, some time after 2265.
Lieutenant Sulu transfers from staff physicist to helm officer aboard USS Enterprise. (Sulu switched from his blue sciences division Starfleet uniform to a gold command division uniform, and appeared at the helm for the rest of the original series.)
Lieutenant Uhura becomes chief communications officer and Janice Rand becomes the captain's yeoman on the USS Enterprise.
2267: The SS Botany Bay is discovered by the USS Enterprise in the Mutara sector after drifting in space for 271 years.
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2268 A brief alliance between the Klingon Empire and the Romulan Star Empire occurs. This results in an exchange of technology and spacecraft design, most notably the cloaking device to the Klingons.
2269: The asteroid ship Yonada reaches its destination and the Fabrini settle down under the leadership of high priestess Natira.
2270 Kirk is promoted to Admiral and becomes Chief of Starfleet Operations
2271: Kor leads the Klingons in the Battle of Klach D'Kel Brakt against the Romulans, marking the end of the Romulan-Klingon Alliance.
2272 There is some controversy over the dating of Star Trek: The Motion Picture. The earliest the film could take place is late 2272, based on information from VOY: "Q2", which stated that Kirk's first five-year mission ended in 2270, and information within the film that Kirk had not "logged a single star hour in two-and-a-half years." The latest the film could take place is 2277, since the Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan style uniforms are in use by 2278. (TNG: "Cause and Effect"). Pocket Books officially places the film in 2273.
2273: The crew of the USS Enterprise encounters V'Ger.
2274 The SS Artemis crash-lands on Tau Cygna V. Two thirds of the crew die of radiation poisoning, but the survivors manage to establish a colony that is thriving by 2366.
2276 Tressa is born on Drayan II.
2278 Three weeks out of her home starbase, the Federation starship USS Bozeman disappears near the Typhon Expanse.
2279: The border treaty between the Bajoran factions Paqu and Navot on Bajor is signed.
2281: James T. Kirk sees Demora Sulu for the last time until 2293.
2282 In Idaho on Earth, James T. Kirk takes one of his uncle's horses for a ride and meets Antonia.
2283 :A bottle of Romulan ale is produced that would later be a birthday present to Admiral James T. Kirk from Doctor Leonard McCoy
2284 Carol Marcus sends a proposal for Project Genesis to the Federation authorities.
2285: Star Trek II and III
2286 An alien probe, dubbed the 'Whale Probe', disables Starfleet and Klingon ships, and causes serious damage to Earth's atmosphere. It is discovered that the probe was sent to contact the species Megaptera novaeangliae or humpback whale, which had, however, been hunted to extinction in the 21st century. Admiral James T. Kirk is able to retrieve two members of the species from the year 1986, and avert further catastrophe. The probe leaves Federation space, and the disabled ships are restored.
2287: USS Enterprise-A encounters Sybok, Spock's half-brother. Sybok hijacks the Enterprise and forces it to travel through the Great Barrier in search of the planet Sha Ka Ree and God. They find Sha Ka Ree and a very powerful lifeform, but the lifeform is not God.
2289: Negotiations between the Federation and the Klingon Empire take place on the Korvat colony. At the time, Curzon Dax was representing the Federation, while Kang represented the Klingons.
2290 Hikaru Sulu is promoted to captain, and given command of USS Excelsior, for a three-year mission charting gaseous anomalies in the Beta Quadrant.
2292 By this year the Romulan-Klingon Alliance has come to an end, with the two powers regarding each other as 'blood enemies' again.
2293: The Khitomer Conference takes place, paving the way for nearly a hundred years of peace between the Klingon Empire and the Federation. Curzon Dax is one of the Federation diplomats present who negotiates the Accords.
2294 The USS Jenolan, while en route to the retirement colony on Norpin V, encounters a Dyson sphere. The Jenolan becomes trapped in the sphere's gravity well and crashes. The only two survivors, Ensign Matt Franklin and passenger Captain Montgomery Scott, unable to wait for a rescue, place themselves in suspended animation by storing their patterns in the pattern buffer of the ship's transporter.
2295: Doctor Susan Nuress continues her pioneering research on plasma plague following a second epidemic on Oby VI. She proves successful in isolating a cure for the victims of the plague.
2296 After the western continent loses its independence to the eastern continent, the Ansata terrorist group is formed with the objective of regaining independence from the Rutian government.
2297: A Klingon expedition makes first contact with the Ventaxians.
2298 Tuvok resigns from Starfleet and begins the process of the kolinahr ritual.
2299... nothing :P
2301: A good year for bloodwine; the resulting product was described as "very smooth" by 2375.
2302 Last official Federation contact with Angel I prior to 2364.
2303 - A Chateau Cleon produced in this year was used in the celebration of Benjamin Sisko's promotion to captain in 2371
2304 Tuvok marries T'Pel.
2305: Jean-Luc Picard is born in La Barre, France.
2306 According to the script of Star Trek: Insurrection, future Starfleet Vice Admiral Matthew Dougherty was born in this year.
2307: Timicin is born on Kaelon II.
2309: This year's vintage of Klingon bloodwine is considered the finest vintage to date by the 2370s, according to Martok, and reiterated by Kor soon thereafter.
2311: A conflict between the Federation and the Romulan Star Empire, known as the Tomed Incident takes place, the outcome of which led to the Treaty of Algeron.
2312 According to the Star Trek: Starship Spotter and an article in Star Trek: The Magazine written by André Bormanis, this year marks the change in the warp factor scale, when warp 10 became known as the transwarp threshold.
2313: Kevin Uxbridge meets Rishon in the city of New Martim Vaz on Earth and she marries him.
2314 Kira Meru is born on Bajor.
2319: Karnas takes 63 passengers aboard a starliner hostage on Mordan IV. Commander Mark Jameson secures their release by supplying weapons to Karnas, causing forty years of civil war on Mordan.
2320 Timor Landi is born on Bajor.
2321: Boothby begins his career as groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy.
2322 Jean-Luc Picard applies to Starfleet Academy but is rejected.
2323: Jean-Luc Picard's second application to Starfleet Academy is successful.
2324 The parrises squares team of the Starfleet Academy wins the championship finale against the highly favored team of Minsk. The following party in the Academy grounds causes Boothby three weeks of work repairing the damage.
2325: The Son'a subdue the Tarlac and the Ellora and integrate them into their society as a labor class.
2327: Jean-Luc Picard graduates from Starfleet Academy
2328 The Cardassian Union begins "to help and develop" Bajor, starting its de facto occupation. Miles Edward O'Brien is born in Ireland to Michael O'Brien, during September of this year.
2329: Chakotay is born.
2330 Kestra Troi, the first daughter of Lwaxana and Ian Andrew Troi, is born on Betazed.
2331: Joseph Sisko meets a woman named Sarah in Jackson Square.
2332 The Nexus returns to the Milky Way Galaxy 39 years after James Kirk was taken by it. Benjamin Sisko, the son of Joseph and Sarah Sisko, is born in New Orleans, Louisiana on Earth.
2333: Sarah Sisko disappears two days after Benjamin Sisko's first birthday.
2334 According to a falsified Starfleet personnel file, Kieran MacDuff is born on September 27th of this year to Joseph and Les MacDuff on Gamma Canaris N.
2335: William Thomas Riker is born in Alaska on Earth
2336 Data is built on Omicron Theta, and begins his endeavor to become more Human.
2337: Natasha Yar is born on Turkana IV
2338 USS Tripoli discovers the android Data amidst the remains of the Omicron Theta colony. (TNG: "Datalore") He is activated on February 2 of this year.
2339: Curzon Dax works as a mediator in finding a resolution to the Klaestron Civil War.
2340 Worf, son of Mogh is born on Qo'noS.
2341: Julian Bashir is born on Earth.
2342 Beverly Howard is admitted to Starfleet Academy's medical program.
2343: Kira Nerys is born on Bajor.
2344 In what becomes known as the Battle of Narendra III, the USS Enterprise-C is destroyed while defending the Klingon outpost on Narendra III from Romulan attack. This event reemphasizes the Khitomer Accords and ensures a lasting peace between the Federation and the Klingon Empire. However, some of the Enterprise crew survives and are captured, among them Natasha Yar, who had been sent there by Jean-Luc Picard from the future of an alternate timeline. In an alternate timeline, the Enterprise-C disappears while engaged with the Romulan attackers. Relations between the Federation and the Klingons deteriorate, leading to war. At the age of 15, Chakotay's entry into Starfleet Academy is sponsored by Captain Sulu.
2345: Data graduates from Starfleet Academy and is promoted to ensign.
2346 On stardate 23859.7, in what is later known as the Khitomer Massacre, the Klingon colony on Khitomer is attacked and destroyed by Romulan forces. Among the casualties is Mogh, whose son Worf survives and is later rescued by the USS Intrepid.
2347: The Setlik III massacre takes place, in which Cardassian forces raid the Federation colony on the planet.
2348 Julian Bashir undergoes a DNA resequencing treatment on Adigeon Prime, thereby improving his intelligence and coordination abilities. Chakotay graduates from Starfleet Academy.
2349: Harry Kim is born on Earth and B'Elanna Torres is born on Kessik IV.
2350 Beverly Crusher graduates from Starfleet Medical Academy. Benjamin Sisko and Solok enter Starfleet Academy.
2351: While on a three-year science mission, the Romulan Telek R'Mor is contacted by the USS Voyager from the year 2371 via a micro-wormhole.
2352 Natasha Yar flees from the failed Human colony on Turkana IV.
2353: William T. Riker and Geordi La Forge enter Starfleet Academy
2354 Jack Crusher dies on an away mission. Jean-Luc Picard, Crusher's captain aboard the Stargazer, delivers the sad news to Jack's wife, Beverly Crusher.
2355: Jake Sisko is born, son of Benjamin and Jennifer Sisko.
2356 Magnus, Erin and Annika Hansen are assimilated by the Borg, following the capture of their starship, the USS Raven. The Raven is partially assimilated and left on a moon in B'omar space.
2357: The Gallitep labor camp is liberated.
2358 USS Pegasus is presumed destroyed after an apparent warp core breach. The ship had been a testbed for a new phasing cloaking device developed by Starfleet Intelligence, and the ship's crew had mutinied in protest against the creation of such a device. In fact, the ship, still in a phased state, drifts through space eventually dephasing inside an asteroid in the Devolin system. Following the Judge Advocate General's inquiry into the incident, William T. Riker is assigned to Betazed.
2359: After forty years, the civil war on Mordan IV ends, with Karnas emerging as governor.
2360 Gul Dukat is assigned command of Terok Nor.
2361: Botanists Kevin and Rishon Uxbridge move from New Martim Vaz on Earth to the Federation colony on Delta Rana IV.
2362 O'Brien is declared the "Hero of Setlik III" after leading a group of two dozen men against a Cardassian regiment at the Barrica encampment.
2363: Construction of the Enterprise-D at Utopia Planitia is completed.
2364 Captain Jean-Luc Picard takes command of the USS Enterprise-D and the ship departs Earth on its first mission, to Farpoint Station. The official order to take command is signed by Rear Admiral Norah Satie on stardate 41148. The Enterprise subsequently makes first official contact with the Q entity and the lifeform which formed Farpoint.
2365: "First contact" with the Borg.
2366 Starfleet begins developing the Defiant-class in this year.
2367: Battle at Wolf 359
2368 The Klingon Civil War between the Duras family and Gowron continues. Although Gowron's forces are outnumbered and on the verge of defeat, a Starfleet armada led by Jean-Luc Picard and the USS Enterprise-D blockades Romulan support of Duras.
2369: The Cardassian Union ends its occupation of the planet Bajor, which lasted forty-one years.
2370 Verad boards Deep Space 9, while the station is being operated by a skeleton crew, to steal the Dax symbiont from Jadzia Dax. He is later stopped by Benjamin Sisko and the symbiont is returned to Dax.
2371: The starship USS Voyager departs Deep Space 9 on a mission to find the Maquis raider Val Jean. Both ships are thrown 75,000 light years into the Delta Quadrant by the Caretaker.
2372 Starfleet introduces a new style of phasers and tricorders in this year.
2373: The Dominion War begins with the Second Battle of Deep Space 9
2374 The USS Defiant successfully destroys a Dominion sensor array in the Argolis Cluster.
2375: The Treaty of Bajor is signed, ending the Dominion War.
2376 The USS Voyager pursues the USS Equinox and negotiates a cease fire with the nucleogenic lifeforms. The Equinox is later destroyed with only five crewmembers surviving.
2377: Tom Paris and B'Elanna Torres are married, and take their honeymoon on the Delta Flyer.
2378 Communications between Voyager and the Alpha Quadrant improve when real-time communication is made possible.
2379: William T. Riker and Deanna Troi are married on Earth.
2380 (Alternate Timeline) Starfleet officially abandons the search for Voyager.
2381 (alt timeline): After she receives fatal injuries on an away mission, Seven of Nine dies on Voyager, in the arms of her husband, Chakotay.
2382 (Alternate Timeline) Jake Sisko marries Korena.
The false future seen in TNG: "Future Imperfect" was set in the year 2383.
2385: According to Section 31 estimates, the Klingon Empire will have finally recovered from their losses during the Dominion War.
2387: The Romulan Senate learn of a star going supernova that poses a threat to the entire galaxy. They task Ambassador Spock to pilot a specialized ship, equipped with red matter, with the intent to engulf the supernova by creating an artificial black hole.
2389 (alternate timeline): Benjamin Sisko briefly appears in Jake's house in New Orleans.
2390 (Alternate Timeline) Chakotay, with the assistance of Harry Kim, Tessa Omond, and The Doctor (after being reactivated) changes the timeline so that Voyager doesn't crash on the Class L planet.
2391 (alternate timeline): Jake Sisko begins to study subspace mechanics and was awarded with a Betar Prize for his Collected Stories.
2392 (Alternate Timeline) The Doctor invents a synaptic transceiver for a neural interface.
2394 (Alternate Timeline) Voyager returns to Earth after 23 years in the Delta Quadrant. Chakotay dies in the same year.
2395: According to the imager at the Velara Base, this year is when Velara III would have become a Class M planet suitable for colonization. However, the project was discontinued with the discovery of the microbrain in 2364.
2399 (STO): The Khitomer Accords dissolve.
2408 Sucks that we ran out of stuff
2409: Star Trek Online
2410 The Nexus is scheduled to return to Federation space.
2468 James May
2473 people love Top Gear.
Chevron 2481 encoded... wait... what?!
2500 (25% of the way there WOOOOOOOT!!!!!!)
Project 2501 - The Puppet Master
2502 I predict a new pope this year
2503 ... IMPOSSIBRU, SPOCK!
2504 Nonsense, after all, I'm the Doctor
2538 people will post in this thread in 3... 2... 1... drat!
In the year 2525(2565), if man is still alive...
Sorry, but you could have put much of STO's timeline back in through 2380 through 2409 :P :P
2620 people think this lady is crazy
2644 people really need new stuff next to numbers now.
2655 days we've waited. Waiting and waiting until the abyss consumes us.
(continue the phrase, how ever random it should be)
2657 ... Today is a red-letter day!
2660. WHY DID YOU AHVE TO CRASH BLACK MESA
2661 ... Dr. Kl...ingon Kleiner
2668 like my new avatar!
2669 people have suddenly become walruses. (Don't ask why I thought of that, I don't know either.)
2671 voluntarily went deaf after hearing this woman sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtf2Q4yyuJ0
2672 went deaf before she started singing.
2673 looks like a prime number, but in fact it consists of many small prime factors. Gregory House got the nearest actual prime.
Two-thousand six-hundred seventy-five
In the year, 2677, if man is still alive...
2679 thought this thread was dead - and are unimpressed with the above, unwitty, responses...
Because i feel the need to continue this Thread TWO-THOUSAND SIX-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY ONE.
dos mil ochenta y tres people used google translate to read this. I used it to write this.
2685 , Don't drop the challenge here !
2686 - I.S.A. Starship laucnhes from asldmalsasjfajkfnasifaskldala base
2687, the year the United States of Earth finally transformer mars.
2688... the year SFC3 gets lobotomized.
hello world my name is farnkaksfdkjafjsafasnfhsafnjfniajsf
2691 people were bored, and decided to visit this thread, thus resulting in 2691 responses so far.
2692 people are already on Pandora , more are coming
2595 People have Avatars , more must come !
2696 people didn't jump back 100, but you 2 did :P
2697 CITIES WERE BUILT ON ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLL
2699 is [redacted].
2701 is [redacted].
Ahhhhhhhhhh! *gurgle* Run while you can! It will come for you!
2703 people were actually able to log-in to SimCity.
2704 people <3 Grizz.
2705 frown on falsehoods. They also frown on mid-season breaks in popular television dramas.
2706 want to know who Denara Clarke really is...
2707 hours is the length of Asteroid Field from Week 1 to Week 16. Within that remaining time, you will find out.
( boom! )
Stardate 2709 /September 16, 2325, Time: 18:50:24
2712 spleens on the wall, 2712 healthy spleens. If Jenson should happen to harvest one more spleen, there will be....
2713 spleens on the wall, 2713 healthy spleens. If Jenson should happen to harvest one more spleen, there will be....
2715 spleens on the wall, 2715 healthy spleens. If Jenson should happen to harvest one more spleen, there will be....
2716 Spleens on the wall!
2717 spleens on the wall, 2717 healthy spleens. If Jenson should happen to harvest one more spleen, there will be....
2718 people decide to revive this thread since no reason is required xP
2721 Jean Painters meet 2721 John Carpenters
The money we're hoping to make daily off of TLO :D
$2729, our refunds with interest.
$2730, my future hourly income via TLO.
2731 starships annihilated by Black Dawn's Fleet..
$2732 of the millions I got from the buyout
Spock now owes the IRS $2732 precisely.
Notes that House is wrong, Spock owes only a grand sum of $2733.
SFC3's tax return will be $2734.
2736 wrong answers to the question
2737 people wondering what the question is
2738 know the question
2739 asking Doctor Who?
2740 watch as silence falls
and 2741 daemons run
2742 bad men sit at home
2743 await The Rings of Akhenaten
2744 didn't wake up.
2745 gave their memories
2746 dollars to payoff Jean Painter.
2747 fake dollars printed
2748 Spock Smocks delivered
"I haven't had the time to plan returning to the scene because I haven't left it."
- Mick Jagger
"I am happy that Poland is returning to the road of pluralism and democracy."
- Lech Walesa
2750 times I wish it was Saturday again
2752 Why not?
Why why not?
2754 people think Rimmer is a total smeghead.
2755 "Watch this"
2756 "Watch what?"
2757 Know what
2758 Know this
2759 Know that
2760 This, That http://youtu.be/K9F5xcpjDMU (http://youtu.be/K9F5xcpjDMU)
2764 people agree with the 2754 people that think Rimmer is a total smeghead.
2765 Want to know your PSN
2766 Want to know why the 2765 want to know my PSN and know that/if I've got it.
2767 also have PSNs
Two thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty Eight.
2770 stand for Faith, King & Empire.
2771... The world is ending :P
2772 believe that Imperial Britannia, and The Britannic Commonwealth, will conqure this ending and will be..... safe!
GOD SAVE THE EMPIRE! GOD SAVE THE COMMONWEALTH!
2773... I will bring the honey milk to end the Plexus and take over the commenwealth
2774 The Commonwealth will never fall! Actually it might, but Imperial Britannia doesn't care. The Commonwealth is just a bunch of countries ruled by The Empire!
Besides, my nation is exactly a month old today! :D My population is experiencing +2.00% happiness today! :D
2776 Revivals of this glorious thread!
Stardate 2778 http://blackholes.stardate.org/directory/factsheet.php?p=NGC-2778 (http://blackholes.stardate.org/directory/factsheet.php?p=NGC-2778)
2780. ^ This guy does some interesting posts on here.
Yep, he's an inspiration
WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED ON IMPERIAL BRITANNIA!
THE WELSH MENACE MUST DIE! VS
CALL FOR ARMS! SERIOUSLY I NEED HELP! CREATE A NATION! FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW!
2784 - No shameless plugs here :P
2785. Shameless plugs? What the devil are you talking about? :P
2786. I played that game once, but I think my user is deleted now, I haven't logged in for ages. I could recreate my account, but would a starter nation really help you?
2787. Maybe in the future.
2788. Okay, I donated all my money and soldiers to you. Hopefully this is of some help, although considering their lax restraint and propensity for vodka, I can't give any guarantees. I'm not going to be able to get you your referral bonus though, I'd have to play for months to get to 5000 strength, sorry! :( But maybe you can snag some ale off of them! :)
2789. Thanks Trav! :D
I'll send you it back once I've beat this guy! :D
2790 Well ill make a nation as well but i still like nationstates.net
2791, The year that I shall conquer the known galaxy after I go into suspended animation... just you wait
2792: The year the Britannic Commonwealth reclaims the galaxy from you.
2793: The Kingdom of Dundee begins to retake it back sector by sector.
2794: Untill.... the Britannic Commonwealth creates the Dundee Destroyer weapon, which wipes out all of them.
2795: The year a fleet of ships appear in space after using a temporal drive to go back and destroy the dundee detroyer before it was built.
2796: A paradox, because of that, is created. The Last Great Time War has begun!
2797: The Kingdom of Dundee blockades the home of Pupbenny to prevent him from being a major pain in the future and putting temporal forcefields around it, to prevent him using time travel.
2798: Pupbenny puts the entire war in a Time Lock, to stop anyone from getting in or out of this war.
2800 WAS MY SIGNAL TO DESTROY YOU ALL!
2803 - Sorry Pup but the Kingdom of Dundee shall always foil your schemes.
2804. Imperial Britannic decides to open up peace negotiations between it and the Kingdom Of Dundee.
Spock what's your Cyber Nations?
2812 and such.
MMDCCCXIII populo hoc legere nuntius.
MMDCCCXIV Songs shall be sung by the great and mighty Jenson and he shall be glorious and the songs shall be in Latin and they shall be magnificent.
In 2815, mankind dies off. Earth is completely uninhabitable.
In 2817, Terra Nova Season 2 begins.
الفان وثمان مئة وسبعة عشر
2819. I presume Wesley said 2818....
SFC3, I'd love it if you were right about that! ;)
And yes, yes i did.
Top man, sorted. As they say in Manchester.
Duo milia octingenti viginti duo
House Bill 2823, a controversial piece of legislation in Arizona that set out to change a number of aspects of education, from the evaluation of teachers to the criteria for state funding.
2827 blocks placed.
TWO THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED TWENTY-EIGHT
RFC 2830 deals with using TLS with LDAPv3
2833 Radishchev (1978 PC4) is a main-belt asteroid discovered on August 9, 1978 by L. Chernykh and N. Chernykh at Nauchnyj.
2834. @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@
Stardate 2836, http://tinyurl.com/mhy4u7n (http://tinyurl.com/mhy4u7n)
2840 people are disgusted that this site (http://"http://chickenonaraft.com/") has changed it's song.
2841 people have angered Yukari-sensei.
2842. What's a Yukari? The Japanese version of Yu-Gi-Oh?
2843. Yukari-sensei is the crazy, often-angry teacher from Azumanga Daioh
2844. I have never heard of that. :P
2845. It's from the rather hilarious Japanese anime, Azumanga Daioh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbz2cBeIS_M Examples of her... craziness.
2846. I warn you, I don't speak Japanese that well. None actually.
2847 claps I give to House for being an Azumanga Daioh fan [spoiler](I personally like the not-so-innocent cat that the one woman constantly shows compassion to, only to be bitten by it again and again).[/spoiler]
Quote from: pupbenny on September 04, 2013, 01:06:39 pm
2846. I warn you, I don't speak Japanese that well. None actually.
2848, for your convenience, the link was to the English-dubbed version of the show.
2850 people think it is better to put something besides the number in your response. :P
Quote from: Gregory House on September 04, 2013, 05:49:21 pm
Quote from: pupbenny on September 04, 2013, 01:06:39 pm
2846. I warn you, I don't speak Japanese that well. None actually.
2848, for your convenience, the link was to the English-dubbed version of the show.
2851 people know it is in English.
2853 Borg Cubes on intercept! @_@
2854 smileys have been used so far.
2857 is a number that is one more than 2856
2858 is less than....
2860 has no odd numbers in it!
- 3 even numbers
- 1 odd number
- 2 prime numbers (2 and 61)
2864 people had WOOT CANOW (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojhg1zTOef8).
2866 is the square root of 8213956. V^V
2868 is the cuberoot of 23590516032
286910 is 2303114 (not really all that significant, but hey it's interesting is it not?)
2880 is roughly the number of Ferrer Rocher I could eat in one sitting.
2881 is how many you give to an Ambassador.
2882 is how many I wouldn't give to YOU. >:D
2883 is how many I have so I don't need any of yours. -.-
2884 is just a number - nothing special about it.
2885 is a special number, at least that's what it's mother told it.
2886 is a very special number, according to it's father.
2887 is the number of times it's father has lied to you. Including about the number 2886.
2888 has 3 8s in it.
TWO EIGHT EIGHT NINER
2891 the end of Earth
Dos mil ochocientos noventa y dos.
2893 and Brex never suspected us to count this slowly.
2894 is the number of hopes I have that this actually makes it to 10000 legitimately (since I've never actually seen it done legitimately before...) (We're already more than a quarter of the way there!)
2895. Anyone else have trouble remembering what number to put?
2897 people want cookies.
2898 people want milk with those cookies @_@
2899 Bottels of beer on the wall... and the wall keeps growing
That gave me an idea....
2899 green bottles on the wall. Britain donates one more. Now there is 2900 bottles on the wall.
Pfft, I can't remember that song.
In 2901 they had time travel!
I spend 2902 hours fluffing up pillows
Data has 2903 internal circuits!
You have followed me 2904 times
How boring is that!
A lot more exciting than 2906. ;)
My personal preference is
But everyone else obviously prefers
I thought everybody had heard that 2910 was the number!
2911 is an ordinary number.
Actually it's not, as every number is special because it is unique.
2912 is a special number.
If you take away 900 you make it more boring
Do not worry 2914 the whisp of something fresh approaches
2915 means everything to me
2919 problems but a Ferengi ain't one
(You skipped numbers!!!!)
My IQ is:.....4
But it will be 2918 eventually
Quote from: Kurtf2013 on October 04, 2013, 12:53:54 pm
2919 problems but a Ferengi ain't one
2919 I need a brain scan?
You need 2920 brain scans actually
Data will have pushed Crusher off 2921 MILLION times by now with how popular Generations is!
2922 looks so comforting, doesn't it?
I need to do 2923 "unexpected" things
Then you need to do 2924 things that are expected of you!!!
Bet you didn't expect me to say 2925
You'd be right I thought you were gona try 2926 types of cheese
2927......Are you happy now!
You should maybe go to 2928 I hear it's better, then I'll be happy
I am 2929 times happier though
I can think of 2930 ways to make you unhappy!!!
I can think of 2931 ways to make myself happy again
I can think of 2932 ways to counter them and any others you come up with!!
2934 reasons why Andrew ruined the game!
There are 2936 Tribbles at the moment.
2938 bothans died to bring you this number.
2939 moons are actually space stations
2940 of these posts are pointless
2944 reasons why Star Trek is equal to Stargate SG-1
2945 is my least favourite year
2946 was a terrible year to die.
2947 is a number
2948 is not a number
Then what would you say 2949 is?
2950 is also not a number
The 2951 is a munber
2953 upvotes for you!
2959 = 11 * 269 (nothing special here, but there IS a divisibility test for 11. Just thought I'd blurt that :D)
2960. I claim this number in the name of The British Empire.
2961. I claim this number in the name of his holiness, the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2962.... come on we can do it (not)
2963 posts have been made in this thread
Make sure to stick 2965 Warp Nacelles on your new starship, trust me, it'll help a bunch.
Got Borg or Dominion troubles? Just get 2966 USS Defiants!
Got U.S.S Defiant troubles? Get 2967 Borg or Dominions.
2970 people realize you're a post behind.
I need 2971 borg ships to take over the Klingons.
2972 Borg ships and we have a party for Jenson's Retirement @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@
2973 people spammed the borg emoticon, ahem! But they did so because they will miss Jenson!
-Emotions Are Irrelevant- @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@
And you get the drift of that. Do Borg actually think emotions are irrelevant or am I confusing them with the Cybermen?
2975- the 30th century!
2976 - 1200 years since the U.S.' independence.
2977 - Party!!!!! :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: - wait...... that's a dunce........ :explode: :explode: @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@
2980, all "Red Shirts" please do fill this form out before going inside a Borg Cube: http://www.dtic.mil/whs/directives/infomgt/forms/eforms/dd2978.pdf (http://www.dtic.mil/whs/directives/infomgt/forms/eforms/dd2978.pdf)
2981 new drones.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
@_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@ :assimilate:
2982 people got turned on to illegal nebula coffee by Janeway.
The following members went speechless...
But at 2987
, I would like to share this:
2991 people can't drive stick shift. :P (I can now!)
2992. Really, we're only this far to 10,000?
2993, almost there Francis lol
2994 people stalled their cars. :P
Guess what, Jim? 2998
I might be going to Waterfest this weekend. So psyched.
A brand new U.S.S. Enterprise full scale replica, only $2999
3000 Borg cubes coming to assimilate Veritas.
3001 Aurora-class warships have arrived to defend Veritas... all armed with Lantean drones.
3004 Borg Drones serves on one Cube.
3007 molecules make up the average combadge! ^_^
3008 people are high-functioning sociopaths.
3009 bubbles in my Coke!
Three-thousand and ten. Let's start the rhyming, then.
3011, Im back again... If anyone misses me. :bye:
3012 welcomes for Jim! Welcome back dude! ^_^
3013 welcomes for Jim because I missed him!
3015 is 1001 years in future
Actually 3016 is 3001 years in the future! ;)
3017 Borg Vessel is on course to assimilate Serris
3018... http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Third_Age_3018 (http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Third_Age_3018)
3020 is a fine model of John Deere Tractor.
3021 Is a nice number
3022 HYDRA agents have infiltrated S.H.I.E.L.D.
How big do you want this?
3025 tried to drive Lola... and failed!
3026, a cool number.
3027 is the number of Lego part 'Plate 6 x 16'
3030 hours since the last time I posted in this thread.
3032... I've got nothing.
3033. Top Of T' Morning To Yer from Paddy O'Guiness. Happy St. Patrick's Day and all that.
(Where did that phrase come from? I don't think Irish actually say that.)
I'm on top of the world.....I mean 3034
3035 more people support Jeremy Clarkson
3037 for fun.
We are at..... 3039
3045 because why not ;)
3046 because it's only right :lol:
3069? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
IBM Model 3081 Processor Complex
3082nd post into this thread!
3100 - Only 6900 to go! Let's do this by the end of 2016 Ladies and Gents!
4 Years, 4 months and some odd days to get to 3102..... I doubt we'll make it to 10,000 this year....
3104. @Klaw, there's a slight chance we can finish this.
3105... Almost there! Only 6,895 counts to go! @_@ @_@ @_@ @_@
3163, let's get to 3200 before February 1st!
IC-3173 High-Performance Industrial Controller
Atleast 3183 hours i havn't seen Greg House on these forums!
Aand its Greg! 3219.
3228 @_@ @_@
3233... because I said so!
House, stop being fancy.
iPhone 3244 - Still sucks.
iMac 3246 - Now with extra suck expansion.
iPad 3247... now with iOS v400!
Samsung Galaxy S 3248.
3251 - it's been a while guys, so hi! :)
3252 - Hello!
3254 - Hello Richard, atleast once in a year have to log on to TLO, right?
3262 - Almost 10 000!
3266! @_@ Resistance is futile... This thread will be assimilated @_@
Resistance is not futile! Captain Picard proved that to us. And yeah, 3267.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Directive 3272 now in effect.
3274 lol @Shoot 8P
3275. @Jim :P
18 U.S. Code § 3285
3288 @_@ @_@
3290! @_@ @_@
3293! Let's get to 3300 before February 1st.
EDIT: Wait a minute, I thought something was wrong here. It's 3375, we went down a 100 in the previous page. :P
Woah.............. My mistake! Sorries! 3376.
lol Pupbenny! :P 3378 @_@