[Game] Count to 10,000

[Andzzy]

706 Borg research complexes synthesize the latinum and sell it to the Ferengi in return for their souls.

[nopinky]

707 Ferengi accept the offer but actually trick the borg. FERENGI DON'T HAVE SOULS!!!

[SFC3]

708 Ferengi are killed by Borg drones.

[Andzzy]

709 "Hum-ons" are watching this with great amusement while eating popcorn and staring at their viewscreens.

[nopinky]

710 "hoomons" have nanoprobes in their popcorn and are assimilated

[SFC3]

711 Redshirts were assimilated by the popcorn.

[nopinky]

712 people were assimilated by the cake that the borg gave to them for their birthday. Do you know what that means? It means that...
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[Bisqwit]

712 people were assimilated by the cake that the borg gave to them for their birthday. Do you know what that means? It means that...  THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

Oh, no.
The cake is a metaphysical allegory for...
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　...nevermind.
In 713 days, it will be the 12th day of the 12th month of the year that comes after '12.

[The Investigator]

714 people died at the hands of the Alliance (Firefly).

[SFC3]

715 people wish that Firefly had not been cancelled (including me).

[nopinky]

716 people wish that Enterprise had not been cancelled (including me.)

[SFC3]

717 people wish that it did because that show was terrible.

[Bisqwit]

The large earthquake happened in Haiti 718 days ago.

[Bisqwit]

The large earthquake happened in Haiti 718 days ago.

Or 719, depending on your time zone.

[nopinky]

720 people are angry at you for posting 2 times in a row