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596 people who posted here escaped assimilation, but met with some other gruesome fate.

Members from 581 other species join in, happy to have a chance to get their own back on the Ferengi for their dubious business practices.

566 people wonder what Andzzy means by the count being off.
(Seriously, the number we're up to = the number of posts in the thread, as it should be)

Banned so you can go and consider the phrase "less is more".

Banned for failing to realise you can't nest BBcode size code tags.

Banned for assuming that you can't

552 people preferred the side salad

536... *looks around room for inspiration* ...ways to skin a tribble

Doctor McCoy comes up with 533 ways of saying "He's Dead, Jim" to tell his captain that the redshirts, well, that they're dead.

Banned fo-
...aarrgghh...argh...WE ARE BORG
Banned for not assimilating me earlier.
Though not through lack of trying...

531 families grieve for their dead, now lost to them in the vacuum of space

Banned for not permitting I-Mods
How else are we supposed to defend ourselves in a firefi- ENSIGN, BEHIND YOU!

529 ship captains on their ships orbiting the station think this is getting kinda ridiculous

Banned for using borg drones for your own selfish purposes.
And for possessing them in the firs- ...uh-oh... THEY'VE ADAPTED - SWITCH TO I-MODS..!

527 Federation Councillors vote to abandon the station in lieu of all the deaths, leaving them to the Bajorans to deal with.