285.
I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise.
Cptain Kirk, this is Spock. Please step on the transporter.
Dilithium Crystals shoot like klingon missles.
No!
I'm a Doctor!
Not an actor.
Not a milkman!
What does that mean!?
And I'm sorry. He's dead Jim.
Photon Torpedooooooooooooo!
Lutenant Uhura open hailing frequencies.
Yes Captain Kirk. Opening hailing frequencies, sir.
Let's boldly go where no one's gone before.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Beam me up, Mr Scott.
Sulu, go to warp.
Warp 3 sir.
No! That will be way too slow!
Warp 4 sir?
That still is way too slow!
Warp 5 sir.
That still is too damn slow!
Warp 6.
It's too damn slow!
Warp 7.
It's too damn slow!
IT'S TOO DAMN SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Mr Checkov, Mr Chevkov.
I am firing Torpedo!
That will not work and would be illogical to meeeeee.
To meeeeeeeeee.
TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!